一只狗总不洗澡

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一只狗总不洗澡(共9篇)

一只狗总不洗澡（一）：

6只吧
1只第一天晚上就会被杀.因为主人白天看到没有疯狗就会肯定自己家的是疯狗.所以晚上就会杀掉.
2只是第二天晚上被杀.疯狗的主人看到有一只疯狗,第一天的晚上不会杀自己的狗.第一天晚上就没有狗被杀.疯狗的主人知道肯定疯狗数大于一.肯定自己家的是疯狗.所以第二天疯狗会被杀.
依此类推就知道如果第六天疯狗全部被杀就是有6支疯狗.
不知道对不对.

一只狗总不洗澡（二）：

图中，一只小狗被系在边长为3米的等边三角形建筑物的墙角上，绳长4米，这只小狗多能到达的总面积是多少平方米？（狗的长度不计算）

一只狗总不洗澡（三）：

“一只小狗静静地伫立在道旁的雪堆,在寒风料峭吹着的几个冬日的下午” 第一句,寒冷的天气营造了冰冷的气氛,即便如此,依然没有人关心这只流浪狗,衬托了人们的冷漠.

一只狗总不洗澡（四）：

Dear humans,
I have to write to you because my friends are dying.The reasons are as follow.First,you damage the forests and take up too much land where we live.Second,you humans even kill the endangered animals for food,many of us have been killed over the past years.But as you all know,animals and humans are good friends.We live in Earth,relying on each other.Without animals,humans won"t live long.So,humans should protect animals,that means protecting yourselves.
Best wishes
Yours
Panda
现在才看到你的问题,

一只狗总不洗澡（五）：

What Irving created is not only a dog.It is also the bosom friend of Rip"s.Rip often tells his secrets to his dog without knowing he is doing so.He also regards the dog his lazy buddy.The way of personifying the dog is what Irving"s good at and also what we should learn from.

一只狗总不洗澡（六）：

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一只狗总不洗澡（七）：

很有可能是狐狸之类的动物,在我们那里叫“黄鼠”

一只狗总不洗澡（八）：

合乎情理了所以很正常 变化也是理所当然的 这叫 适者生存

一只狗总不洗澡（九）：

Long long ago,there was a little goat who was very arrogant .He looked down on the little rabbit and little duck and always bullied them.One day,he cried with sadness because his cleat was stuck into the fence.At the moment,the little rabbit and little duck did him a favor by pulling his tail out.At last,he was
intricated from the fence.When the little goat knew that the little rabbit and little duck saved him,he were ashamed but thankful.

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