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短篇话剧剧本大全(共10篇)

短篇话剧剧本大全（一）

　　演员: P: Pirate-Grandson. M: Mother.
　　F: Father. K: King -Grandpa.
　　旁白: There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man. Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him. He hates his parents. Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him. .
　　正剧：(P,K出场)
　　P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry. I love that mouse. Quick! No time! I can’t wait another second.
　　K: Oh dear! I nearly forget it. Don’t worry, I open it right now. (作开电视状)
　　P: Ha Ha! It’s really funny! Tom is so good! (作高兴状)
　　Oh no! “The End!” Where is Tom? I hate the end! (摔电视机,作极度气愤状) Old King!? (对K吼)
　　K：Oh, what a pity dog! (作左顾右盼状) Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me. I’m sure your demand will be satisfied. (作充满自信状)
　　P：Really! OK! Now, let’s watch Caribbean Pirates!
　　K: Humm, No, it’s unfit for you…… (作犹豫状)
　　P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies. You don’t keep your promise.（作气愤欲泣状）
　　K; Oh yes, I play it for you. (作为难状) But please be quite, I’m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these.
　　P: Don’t tell so much! I have been an adult man of 7 years old. I promise it to you. (作自豪自信状)
　　K：OK. (作舒心,安慰状)
　　P: Fight him, kill him. Throw these bad guys into the sea…… (高声喊)
　　K: Xu …….. (作禁声状). Remember your promise, young adult man.
　　P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it. (作天经地义状)
　　K: Oh?! You are right（作理解状,因为Pirate一贯如此,出尔反尔）
　　P: Old King. I give you an honorable mission. (作自豪状) Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , let’s help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.(作勇敢状)
　　K: What! Ride on my back! Be your horse!(作惊异状)
　　P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question? (作若无其事状)
　　K: No, No, sound a good idea! Very good! You are a brave Pirate. Now come on my back. (作无奈状)
　　P: (作高兴状,作跃上马背状) Hei! Let’s go! Kill all those bad men. Quick! Run quick! . (意气风发状)
　　（M,F携手进场）:
　　P: Oh, my god! Mummy, Daddy! (A,D作慌忙状,挡在电视机前)
　　M: Dad, what are you doing!? Naughty Pirate, isn’t your trick!? (作气愤状)
　　P:（作阳痿状） Mummy, it’s not my fault. Old king let me massage his back. Hei Hei (作心虚状,以掩饰内心的恐惧)
　　M: I don’t believe it. (作严肃状) Dad, isn’t really that? (询问K)
　　K: Yes, of course, I can’t image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good. Oh……. (释然状,因为圆了我的谎)
　　M: Really. I don’t believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him. (作怀疑状) Dear, isn’t you ?
　　F: No, I haven’t, but I decide to enjoy his massage another day, Do you think so, dear?
　　M: Yes, really a good suggestion.
　　（P,D作惊恐状.A：发抖,D：挥汗)
　　（P挡着电视怕被M、F发现,K也为P作掩饰）
　　P: Mummy, Do you feel a little cold?
　　K: Yes, I can feel it. (边挥汗边说冷)
　　M: No, it’s summer. Really hot, do you catch cold?
　　P: No, No, just my feeling. (更加发抖,一不小心被B看到了电视)
　　M: Pirate, what’s behind you? (疑问状)
　　P: Oh, nothing, nothing! (作惊恐状)
　　M: Move away .little Pirate! (作气愤状)
　　P: Oh no! The storm will come. (捂脸作害怕状)
　　M: Caribbean Pirate! What’s a bad film! Little Pirate!? (气愤状)
　　P: Mummy, I surrender. (作投降状)
　　M: Daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing,force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad !
　　K: I know that, but I meat to let him watch Tom and Jerry and he like it very much. Yes? Pirate? (想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线)
　　P: Yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat. (作博学状)
　　M: Dad, don’t let him watch so much TV, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight. He may become short-sighted. (诚恳状)
　　K: I know the disadvantage. But TV also teaches him a lot of things which he can’t learn from books, Such as survival ability and communication skills. (中气不足状,因为理由不充分)
　　M: Just those force, fighting and cheat? (置疑状)
　　P: Mummy, I apologize that I have cheated you. (诚恳状) I won’t do that next time. Can you forgive me this time, Mummy. (做鬼脸,逗妈妈开心)
　　M: Pick up trick. It doesn’t work this time. (义正言辞状)
　　P: Mummy, not next time, ok? ( 作悲伤状,以引起妈妈的同情)
　　(M不理P)
　　M: Dad. I know you love little pirate very much, but I think you should choose the right way. Spoiling is not true love. It’s the poison in honey. (作严肃状)
　　F: Yes, Dad, Pirate has a lot of things to do. We should be his guide, not to carry out everything he said. We can bring him to the library to see what books attract him most. We can help him to develop his interest, shape his personality, and improve his intelligence and so on. I think it’s the right way to love our little Pirate. Do you think so, dear? (很理智,明晰状)
　　M: It’s just what I want to say. (赞同状 )
　　F: Ok, I should change my way of loving him. I should let him do his own thing and be his guide. (作彻悟状)
　　P: Oh, so much time has passed. I eager to go to wash room, I can’t bear it. (捂小腹,作难受状)
　　K: Ok, I go to bring the paper, don’t worry! I’ll accompany with you. (作习惯性状,因为Pirate的大小便通常都由King主管)
　　M、F：No, let him do that himself, and be his guide. (同声提醒K)
　　K: Oh, yes, little Pirate, it’s your job now, nobody can help. You should do it yourself. (作揶揄状)
　　P: Xi, I have been an adult man of 7 years old. I can do it. (跨进厕所,作藐视状,有什么大不了,不就进个厕所吗)
　　M、F、K: Brave Pirate! (作自豪状,含有夸奖意)
　　P: Oh, my god! The washroom is so large and dark! (害怕状,因为从末一个人进厕所)
　　M、F、K: (All 晕倒)
　　—— The End

短篇话剧剧本大全（二）

自己写,人要靠自己

短篇话剧剧本大全（三）

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短篇话剧剧本大全（四）

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短篇话剧剧本大全（五）

　　孔雀东南飞
　　wander severy five miles
　　焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)
　　焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort)刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort)
　　太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)强盗burglars(a&b)
　　prologue
　　(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)
　　j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my
　　wife is wusong.
　　(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!
　　(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头) My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i don’t care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
　　(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)
　　my god! who can help me?(下)
　　act1
　　(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)
　　jm(拄拐棍上):(对门内)Lunch! Lunch! where are you?
　　l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’m here! what’s up ,mum?
　　jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”.
　　l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?
　　jm:since you married my son you have behaved so badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,so lazy……
　　l:but……
　　jm:never interrupt me!
　　l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all day long,cooking and washing! i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken
　　and……
　　jm:but all those you have done aren’t as valuable as a grandson!
　　l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,you want a grandson?(开始解围裙)go and ask your son. i’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)
　　act2
　　(l拿着锅铲拨电话)
　　嘟嘟嘟嘟……
　　l:Hello,Is that mum!?
　　lm:Yes,honey,what happened?
　　l:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
　　Lm（大声啊大声）:see! when you insisted on marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen to me!
　　l：but,mum……
　　lm:never interrupt me!
　　l:i’m not interrupting you!i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? And i’ll marry whomever you want me to.
　　lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the market.he said:“if your daughter
　　haven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i ’ll go
　　and tell him.（挂电话）
　　l(握着电话,惊愕):what? the mayor’s son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood? (手中的锅
　　铲掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)
　　act3
　　(j睡眼惺忪上)
　　j(边走边道):lunch! lunch! where are my socks?
　　(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)here they are!(闻一下) er! how smelly!
　　(突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself.
　　jm(上):where’s my breakfast? where’s Lunch?
　　j:mum, can’t you remember?Lunch has gone!
　　jm(沉吟片刻):well, a son without a wife is useless. Lunch is a nice girl,go and take her back!
　　j(立正敬礼):yes madam!
　　act4
　　(j开心地走着,忽然跳出来三个强盗)
　　a:（伸手拦路）stop!
　　the road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
　　b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上,但踩到了a的脚,a抱脚跳做痛苦状)
　　b:if you want to go by this street---
　　a、b:give us all your money!
　　j(搜遍了每一个口袋,掏出1角纸币):is 1mao enough?
　　(2强盗晕倒状,接着聚在一边商量)
　　a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!
　　b:if we cannot rob any money today,we will have no thing to eat tonight!
　　a:Hey,i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liulanzhi next week.we can go and rob the wedding!
　　b:good idea!
　　j(惊讶):what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible!
　　a&b:why?
　　j:Lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet!(突然有了主意)Oh!you are going to rob the wedding, don’t you? i’ll go with you. you take the money and i take the bride.
　　b:have you got any experience?
　　j:no. but i’ve got this!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票,上书＄1,000,000)
　　act5
　　(转眼已到婚礼之期．ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上,l盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
　　(j和三强盗跃至台中)
　　ab&j:Stop!
　　a:the road is built by me!
　　b:and i planted one tree.
　　j:if you want to go by this street---
　　ab&j:give us all your money!
　　(l听到j的声音,掀起了盖头)
　　l(惊喜万分):johnny!(飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后)
　　(ms大怒,挥拳向j打来．j矮身一躲,ms打中了j身后的l,l晕倒)
　　j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向ms冲去）
　　(j与ms混战,操起锅铲击晕ms,将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
　　j(扶起l,关切地问):honey, how are you?
　　l(哭状):i hurt a lot!
　　j:don’t cry baby.i’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
　　l(起身去追):wai……wait for me! (跑下)
　　END【短篇话剧剧本大全】

短篇话剧剧本大全（六）

独幕话剧
三八二十三
（根据徐敬德《仁爱的孔子》改编）
谢一平 鲁群
时间：我国春秋时期
地点：孔子居室
人物：孔子：男,四五十岁,教育家.
仲由：男,二十来岁,读书人,孔子学生.
买主：男,三十来岁,土豪.
布景：孔子居室,居室中央有一方案,方案上放有好些书简.
幕启：孔子在案后盘腿而坐,正在阅读书简.捋捋胡子,微笑.
买主：（急匆匆地上）（大声地）孔先生,孔先生,你给我们评评理,你给我们
评评理!
仲由：（提着头盔,随买主之后上）老师,请你为我们评一下理!
孔子：（疑惑地）你们?评理?评什么理呀?
仲由：（自信地）刚才,学生在集市上听见他（指买主）和卖主发生了争吵,卖
主说三八二十四,让他给二十四个钱.可他硬说三八二十三,只给二十三各钱.学生上前去
劝他说,三八是二十四,让他把钱给够,他根本不听……
买主：（抢过话头）什么根本不听?三八就是二十三嘛,凭什么让我多给钱!
买主、仲由（齐）：孔先生（老师）,究竟是三八二十三,还是三八二十四?请
你为我们裁定.
孔子：这个简单……
买主：孔先生,你可不能袒护你的学生啊,我们打过赌的!
孔子：打赌?打了什么赌?
仲由：如果是三八二十三,我把头盔输给他（指指头盔）!
买主：如果是三八二十四,我把头输给他（用手在脖子上转一圈）!
买主、仲由（齐）：孔先生（老师）,我们请你定输赢!
孔子：（为难地）这……让我想想吧.（思索片刻,背转身）（郑重地,缓缓地
）仲由,你输了……
仲由：（满脸疑惑）什么?我输了?我……
买主：哈,我赢了!头盔拿来!
仲由：（舍不得,更不服气）老师,这,这……
买主：（走到仲由面前）怎么?还不服气?
孔子：（沉重地）仲由,把头盔给人家吧!
买主：（夺过头盔）夫子圣明!（高兴地下）
仲由：（不解地）老师,怎么是我输了呢?
孔子：我能判你赢吗?你想想,你输了,头盔还可以买到.要是他输了呢?
仲由：我明白了!（抬头望着窗外,若有所思）
画外音：这时,仲由明白了,老师评判的最高标准是"仁爱".
（剧终）
附原文
仁 爱 的 孔 子
徐敬德
一天,孔子的弟子仲由在集市上看见两人因买八尺鲁缟而发生争执.卖主说："三
八二十四,你为什么不把钱给够?"买主说："明明是三八二十三,你凭什么多收
"仲由是个正直热情的人,走了过去,笑着对买鲁缟的人说："三八该是二十
四.是你错了,把钱跟人家给够吧!"不想,买鲁缟的人不服,要与仲由打赌.仲
由性子急,以自己刚买的头盔作赌注；买鲁缟的人火气更旺,愿以自己的脑袋作
赌注.两人都同意以孔子的裁定为准.
孔子听了他们的叙说后,笑着对仲由说："你输了,把头盔给人家吧!"仲由目瞪
口呆,眼睁睁地看着买鲁缟的人拿着他的头盔走了.仲由对孔子的裁定大惑不解
,说："老师,明明是三八二十四,你怎么说我输了呢?"孔子笑了笑,说："你输
了,头盔可以重新买到；可要是那个买鲁缟的人输了呢?"仲由明白了,老师这样
的裁定,是因为"仁爱"是最大的理.

短篇话剧剧本大全（七）

　　孟母断机
　　孟母姓仉(zhang)氏,孟子之母.夫死,狭子以居,三迁为教.及孟子稍长,就学而归,母方织,问曰：“学何所至矣?”对曰：“自若也.”母愤因以刀断机,曰：“子之废学,犹吾之断斯机也.”孟子惧,旦夕勤学,遂成亚圣.
　　五子登科
　　《宋史·窦仪传》记载：宋代窦禹钧的五个儿子仪、俨、侃、偁、僖相继及第,故称“五子登科”.
　　五代后周时期,燕山府（今北京一带）有个叫窦禹钧的人,记取祖训,教导儿子们仰慕圣贤,刻苦学习,为人处世,不愧不怍.结果,他的五个儿子都品学兼优,先后登科及第：
　　窦禹钧本人也享受八十二岁高寿,无疾而终.当朝太师冯道还特地写了首诗：“燕山窦十郎,教子有义方；灵椿一株老,丹桂五技芳.”
　　《三字经》也以“窦燕山,有义方,教五子,名俱扬”的句子,歌颂此事；又逐渐演化为“五子登科”的吉祥图案,寄托了一般人家期望子弟都能像窦家五子那样连袂获取功名.
　　黄香温席
　　昔汉时黄香,江夏人也.年方九岁,知事亲之理.每当夏日炎热之时,则扇父母帷帐,令枕清凉,蚊蚋远避,以待亲之安寝;至于冬日严寒,则以身暖其亲之衾,以待亲之暖卧.于是名播京师,号曰"天下无双,江夏黄香"
　　孔融让梨
　　孔融的父亲拿一些梨给孩子们吃,让孔融先挑,孔融却挑了一个最小的.父亲问他为什么拿最小的,孔融回答,自己最小,所以应该吃小的,大的给哥哥吃.这故事被用作儿童教育的好教材,成为千古美谈,它美就美在孔融小小年纪便有如此谦让风格.
　　孔融(153～208),东汉文学家.字文举.鲁国（今山东曲阜）人.灵帝时,辟司徒杨赐府.中平初(185),举高第,为侍御史.后辟司空府为僚属,拜中军候,迁虎贲中郎将.后因忤董卓,转为议郎,出至黄巾军最盛的青州北海郡为相.兴平二年(195)领青州刺史.曹操迁献帝都许昌,征孔融为将作大匠,迁少府.因不满曹操雄诈,被奏免官.后复拜太中大夫,退居闲职,好士待客,座上客满,奖掖推荐,声望甚高.终为曹操所忌,下狱弃市.
　　孔融著有,《隋书·经籍志》载《孔融集》9卷,已散佚.通行本有《汉魏六朝百三家集·孔少府集》1卷.孔融文又见严可均《全上古三代秦汉三国六朝文·全后汉文》,其诗又见丁福保《全汉三国晋南北朝诗·全汉诗》.
　　苏洵二十七方才学习
　　苏洵（1009~1066）,字明允,自号老泉,北宋眉山人,北宋著名散文家.在妻子程氏的劝告下,27岁才开始发奋读书,经过十多年的闭门苦读,学业大进.嘉佑元年,携子苏轼、苏辙到汴京,以22篇文章谒见欧阳修,受其赏识,由此名声大振.后人因其二子苏轼、苏辙均以文学闻名,故称他为“老苏”,将他们父子三人合称为“三苏”,均列入唐宋八大家.苏洵为文见解精辟,语言锋利,纵横扌卑阖,很有战国纵横家的风度.著有《嘉佑集》十五卷.

短篇话剧剧本大全（八）

去Friends里随便找个情景 再加上与你们相关的信息呗
纯搞笑的话 有个Just for Laughs 节目 可以加上更多的对白 呵呵
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短篇话剧剧本大全（九）

《 荆珂刺秦王》
旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
Action I
太子丹（上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）
太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么,人才!然后拍阿三肩膀,做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.
Action II
（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）
荆轲
Are you Li mochou?
李莫愁
Yes.
荆轲
OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.
李莫愁
Are you challenging me?
荆轲
Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意
李莫愁
Come on!
音乐起
两人冲上前来
“人在江湖漂啊,哪有不挨刀啊,一刀砍死你啊,两刀砍死你啊.”
李莫愁倒地
荆轲大笑
李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?
荆轲: We don"t need any reason to win a person. Don"t we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么,不需要么,需要么?）
李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you"re gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.
荆轲再次大笑
太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?
荆柯：Sure!
太子丹：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
太子丹晕倒
荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?
荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸,上面写着：
To be or not to be, that"s a question.
阿三：Hero,we need your help.
荆柯：I am busy now!
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.
荆柯：I am very busy now!
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
荆柯：I am very very busy now!
阿三(手指上场的美女,激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.
荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
阿三：What? What’s the TCM?
荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?
观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.
荆柯（激动）：Slimming减食疗法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧?难道你真的想要吗……

荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
太子丹与阿三（撞胯,击掌）Yeah!

Action Ш
（《大话西游》主题曲响起）
荆珂挽着妻子,太子丹,阿三在后.
阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.
荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends
太子丹：I will miss you, baby.
（太子丹,阿三下.停顿.《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起,荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型,忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过,向荆轲抛媚眼,并抛下定情手绢.荆轲高兴的盯着美女看,妻子发觉不对,扭过头来.）
荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.
妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）
荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你,选自《飘》)
妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.
荆珂（欲走还留,执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时,Jack对Rose的倾诉）.
妻子:"I promise."
荆轲:"Never let go. “
妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I"ll never let go."
（荆轲的发音和jack很像,所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词.）
妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪,
荆珂上船,渐渐远去
妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……
妻子(掏出手机拨号,阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.
阿三：Okay okay!
旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
结束!

短篇话剧剧本大全（十）

英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N:In a dark dirty house,there lived a small,dirty salesman.He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students.He has a lot of money now.But how does he make the candies?Oh,xu …… He is coming!
S:Hello,do you know me?No?Oh,let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies are very popular,(展示),I don’t know why.The foolish students always come here.I’ll be a boss soon!Candy,money,candy,money……
Oops!It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First,put the flour on the table.
Then,water,sugar,flour.(边说边做)
Now press,press……
Oh,my dirty hands!Never mind!Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press,press……
Oh,my god!Never mind!Just do it!
Press,press,the children will not know it ,it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
另一个
白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本
旁白：Once upon a time,there was a queen.She had a pretty daughter named Snow White.Soon after the child was born,the queen died.The queen married another queen.The stepmother was very jealous.She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night,such as sweep and mop the floor,do some cleaning,carry water and so on.
白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor,do some cleaning,carry water and so on.)
皇后：I’m the new queen.I’m very beautiful.you see.If anyone is more beautiful than me,I’ll kill her.I have a magic mirror.If I want to know something,It will tell me surely.Now,mirror,mirror,come here!
魔镜：Yes,I’m coming.Your Majesty!What do you want to know?
皇后：Mirror,mirror,on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?
魔镜：Yes.Your Majesty!You are the fairest of all,I think.But there is a young lady.She is as white as snow,as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she?Tell me quickly.

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