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第一篇:《幽默的英语电话留言》
幽默的英语电话留言 中国家庭并不常用电话答录机（Answering Machine),但在北美家庭，几乎家家都用。外来电话拨入时，若该电话号码的主人不在，就会让拨入者听到一段留言，这叫Answer。绝大多数的Answer都是千篇一律的：说明主人不在，请拨入者留下简短信息及姓名电话号码等。 以下几则特别的 Answer 体现了美国佬的幽默，你能体会出其幽默所在吗？ My wife and I can‘t come to the phone right now, but if you‘ll leave your name and number, we‘ll get back to you as soon as we‘re finished. Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn‘t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don‘t worry, I have plenty of money. Hi, I‘m not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep. Hi! John‘s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I‘ll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.*（见注） Hello, this is Sally‘s microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck, so I‘m stuck with taking her calls. Say, if you want anything cooked while you leave your message, just hold it up to the phone. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you‘re still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you. Hi. I am probably home. I‘m just avoiding someone I don‘t like. Leave me a message, and if I don‘t call back, it‘s you. This is not an answering machine -- this is a telepathic thought- recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling and a number where I can reach you, and I‘ll think about returning your call. Hi, this is George. I‘m sorry I can‘t answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back. If you are a burglar, then we‘re probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can‘t come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren‘t home and it‘s safe to leave us a message. You‘re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message. Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us. Hello, you‘ve reached Jim and Sonya. We can‘t pic
k up the phone right now, because we‘re doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right ... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we‘re done brushing our teeth, we‘ll get back to you. 注释： beep：主人的Answer讲完以后，Answer Machine会发出一声beep, 这时候来电话者就可以开始留言了。 magnet：磁铁 *注：通常情况下，来电话者面对录音讲话都不太自然，所以语言往往很急促，三句两句话就完了。这可苦坏了接听留言的主人，听多少遍都听不清留言者到底是谁，讲了些什么。对于母语非英文的人，这种感觉会更深。所以，以下这两段幽默干脆就首先告诉电话拨入者，我的Answer Machine不好使，你且慢慢来。 elope：私奔 tub：浴盆 charity ：慈善团体 telepathic：心灵感应术 tone：与昨天对 beep 的注释含义完全一样，主人的Answer讲完以后，Answer Machine会发出一声beep, 这时候来电话者就可以开始留言了。 burglar：夜贼 eyelids：眼皮 willpower ：毅力 feel helplessly compelled to：感到无助而被迫做某事 you have the right to remain silent：电影电视里警察出示逮捕令时常讲的一句话。西方社会讲究人权，任何疑犯在未审判之前不得认为有罪，因而不能逼供、更不可拷打：他们有权保持沉默。 关键词：英语学习网 英语学习网站 如何学习英语 英语单词记忆 背单词软件 英语学习 英语学习软件 下载 学英语 英语学习方法 NutshellSoft
第二篇:《英语留言条的写法(电话留言条)》
英语留言条的写法(电话留言条)
英语留言条(电话留言条)
电话留言条是在给别人打来电话时，该人不在场，你替他或她接了电话后留给该人的字条。写电话留言条时，首先要告诉对方谁打来的电话，再把电话内容转告清楚。以下为英语留言条的写法——电话留言。
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Ms Wang
A friend of yours, Zhang Peng, made a long distance call from Shanghai this morning while you went out. He asked you to book an air ticket for Hebei at 2: 30 a.m., February 8, and make a reservation for hotel room tonight. I am sorry that I can't pass on the message to you in your presence, because I was ordered to do something urgent。 英语口语培训 /
第三篇:《【2014电话学堂】分享几句比较有趣味的电话英语留言》
【2014电话学堂】分享几句比较有趣味的电话英语留言
电话几乎家家都用。外来电话拨入时，若该电话号码的主人不在，就会让拨入者听到一段留言，这叫Answer.很多人回复都差不多，那要怎样回复会比较有趣呢？下面来看看
1） My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
2） Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
3） Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep（beep:主人的Answer讲完以后，Answer Machine会发出一声beep, 这时候来电话者就可以开始留言了。）。
4） Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets（磁铁）。
注：通常情况下，来电话者面对录音讲话都不太自然，所以语言往往很急促，三句两句话就完了。这可苦坏了接听留言的主人，听多少遍都听不清留言者到底是谁，讲了些什么。对于母语非英文的人，这种感觉会更深。所以，以下这两段幽默干脆就首先告诉电话拨入者，我的Answer Machine不好使，你且慢慢来。
5） Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped（私奔） with her tape deck（磁带驱动器）， so I'm stuck with taking her calls. Say, if you want anything cooked while you leave your message, just hold it up to the phone.
6） Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding（墙板，壁板）， windows, or a hot tub（浴盆）， and their carpets are clean. They give to charity（慈善团体） through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
7） Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
8） This is not an answering machine -- this is a telepathic（心灵感应术） thought- recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call.
注：tone:与对第3）句beep 的注释含义完全一样，主人的Answer讲完以后，Answer Machine会发出一声beep, 这时候来电话者就可以开始留言了。
9） Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
6） Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding（墙板，壁板）， windows, or a hot tub（浴盆）， and their carpets are clean. They give to charity（慈善团体） through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
10） If you are a burglar（夜贼）， then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave us a message.
11） You're growing tired. Your eyelids（眼皮） are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower（毅力） and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you will feel helplessly compelled to（感到无助而被迫做某事） leave your name, number, and a message.
12） Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
注：you have the right to remain silent:电影电视里警察出示逮捕令时常讲的一句话。西方社会讲究人权，任何疑犯在未审判之前不得认为有罪，因而不能逼供、更不可拷打：他们有权保持沉默。
13） Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I
like doing it left to right … real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth, we'll get back to you.
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第四篇:《电话留言打电话留言》
第五篇:《【2014电话学堂】经典电话英语900句之找不到对方的时候要如何留言》
【2014电话学堂】经典电话英语900句之找不到对方的时候要如何留言 如何使用英语打电话？告诉你一些关于国际电话中的常用语，一定会非常实用哦！下面来看看详情吧——
1．I'm sorry，but he's on another line now．
对不起，他在接另一个电话。
2．Would you care to hold？
您要稍等一下吗？
3．Could you take a message，please？【电话留言英语笑话】
能不能为我留下话？
4．I'll give him the message．
我会转告他。
5．Anything else？
还有其他事吗？
6．That's all．Thank you for trouble taken．
就这些，感谢你的耐心。
7．I'm sorry，but he is out of the office right now．
很抱歉，他现在不在办公室里。
8．When will he be back？
他什么时候回来？
9．I wonder if you could give Mr．Wang a message for me？
你能不能给王先生带个口信？
10．Just a minute．I'll get a pen．
请等一下，我拿支笔。【电话留言英语笑话】
11．I'll 1et him know，Mf．Brown．
我会转告他的，布朗先生。
12．No．I really need to talk to him personally．
不，我真的需要亲自跟他说。
13．Would you like to leave a message on his voice mail，then？
那您要不要留话在他的语音信箱里？
14．Hold on and I'll transfer you．
稍候，我会帮您转过去。
15．I'm not available to take your call，but please your name，number and a brief message．
我现在不能接您的电话，但请您留下您的姓名、电话号码和简短留言。
16．I'll get back to you as soon as possible．
我会尽快回您电话。
17．Please call me at 556-3243 when you get back．
你回来时请打556-3243找我。
Dialogue A
(A：Jan Wise B：Receiver)
A：Hello．Can I speak to Mr．Clark？【电话留言英语笑话】
B：May I have your name，Please？
A：This is Jan Wise speaking．
B：Hold on，please…I'm sorry，but he's on another line now．
Would you care to hold？
A：Well，I need to leave in a ninute．Could you take a message，Please？
B：Gertainly．
A：It's a little complicated… I'm Mr．Clark's former classmate．
B：OK．
A：I was supposed to meet Mr．Clark for lunch at 12∶30 at Ernierestaurant with a friend of us，Miss White…
B：Ernie…Miss White——OK…
A：But Miss White's flight arrived late，and I need to pick her upat the airport now…
B：Airport——OK…
A：So please tell him that the time is changed to 1∶00…
B：One o'clock…
A： And I hear that Miss White likes to eat Chinese food recently，so I want to meet at Beijing restaurant instead of Ernie's． Bythe way，please tell him not to book the table，I have done it al-ready．
B：Beijing restaurant… Chinese food——OK，Miss Wise，I'll givehim the
message．Anything else？
A：That's all．Thank you for trouble taken．Good-bye．
B：Good-bye
Dialogue B
(A：Jim Brown B：Receiver)
A：Hello．This is Jim Brown of the Export Department．May Ispeak to Mr．Wang？
B：I'm sorry，but he is out of the office right now．
A：When will he be back？
B：He should be back at any moment．
A：I wonder if you could give Mr．Wang a message for me？
B：Yes，certainly．Just a minute．I'll get a pen．(Pause)OKay，please carry on．
A：There will be a very urgent meeting at three o'clock and Iwould like Mr．Wang to attend it．
B：OKay，an urgent meeting…three o'clock…May I ask whatit's regarding？【电话留言英语笑话】
A：Yes．It's regarding the foreign exchange market and our salesstrategy this year．
B：Shall I tell Mr．Wang to prepare any material？
A：Yes，thank you．
B：I'll let him know，Mr．Brown．【电话留言英语笑话】
A：Thank you very much．Bye．
B：Bye．
Dialogue C【电话留言英语笑话】
(A：Mary B：Receiver C：John's voice)
A：Hello．Is John in？
B：No，can I take a message？
A：No．I really need to talk to him personally．
B：Would you like to leave a message on his voice mail，then？
A：Yes．Thank you．
B：Hold on and I'll transfer you．(Pause)
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