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第一篇:《搞笑顺口溜》
搞笑顺口溜
考试不作弊，放你他妈屁
考试不翻书，简直是头猪
作弊不要慌，逮到就要装
生是中国人，死是中国魂
要我学洋文，死都不可能
抢饭不积极，智商有问题
上课不放屁，肠道有问题
语文老师一回头、鲁迅甘为孺子牛
数学老师一回头、六元六次都能求
英语老师一回头、满口洋文跑全球
物理老师一回头、一根杠杆撬地球
化学老师一回头、二氧化碳变汽油
劳动老师一回头、破铜烂铁来走秀
体育老师一回头、黛玉也能踢足球
政治老师一回头、全班同学都梦游
美术老师一回头、蒙娜丽莎也风流
樱桃好吃树难栽，恋爱好谈口难开，青春一过没人爱，抓紧时间谈恋爱，百花过去下年开，时间过去永不来，祝你今年桃花开．
1岁出场亮相，10岁天天向上，30基本定向，40处处吃香，50告老还乡，60打打麻将，70晒太阳，80躺床上，90挂墙上。
涨停几时有，把酒看K线。不知中国股市，还能牛几年？ 我欲清仓归去，又恐明年万点，踏空不胜寒。与其储蓄负利，不如股市去玩。少追涨，勿杀跌，夜安眠。不应有恨，获利总在无意间。月有阴晴圆缺，股有横盘涨跌，此事股难全。但愿人长久，我等共赚钱。
浓茶泡着，香烟叨着；***躺着，报纸看着；手机挂着，小车坐着；音乐赏着，小秘陪着；补药吃着，小酒喝着；肚皮鼓着，时装穿着；桑拿涮着，舞厅跳着；小姐搂着，麻将搓着；私房住着，情人养着；宠物喂着，景点转着；亲朋护着，后门开着；外债借着，公款花着；小辫留着，尾巴藏着；警车叫着，心坎揪着；手铐戴着，监牢蹲着；苦水咽着，悔泪滴着。
叽叽复叽叽，公鸡泡母鸡。
考试够刺激，答题靠心机。
上课听不懂，都怪老古董。
老师废话多，麻烦又啰嗦。
生是中国人，死是中国魂。
要我学英文，根本不可能。
至今思项羽，不会说英语。
语文不合格，更显我性格。
数学不合格，老师全负责。
英语不合格，因为我爱国。
考试考得好，全靠同桌好。
考试考不好，同桌做不好。
天天上学愁更愁，老师讲课无离头；
听得我就像梦游，次次批评无理由；
功课多得想报仇，作业做得傻了头；
光阴不似箭，日月不如梭。
功课全靠抄，不然就不交。
上学等放学，放学就过节。
一年又一年，此意恨缠绵。
同学本是同班鸟，一到放学各自飞，一天就这样OK~···
东风吹，战鼓擂，现今世界谁怕谁。
只因南风吹，雨微微，全怪自己太会吹。
天苍苍，野茫茫，作文纸上见四行
开始我只是喜欢上作弊这个尤物，后来我就爱上了考试这门艺术；
开始我只是喜欢上QQ这个尤物，后来我就爱上了聊天这门艺术；
开始我只是喜欢上金钱这个尤物，后来我就爱上了抢劫这门艺术；
开始我只是喜欢上做官这个尤物，后来我就爱上了贪污这门艺术。
不到北京，不知道官小不到深圳，不知道钱少不到东北，不知道自己酒量不好不到草原，不知道狼多肉少不洗桑拿，不知道自己弟弟太小,不开车，不知道奔驰蓝鸟不上市场买菜，不知道什么叫斤斤计较不得性病，不知道什么叫幸福后的烦恼.
超短裙，露内裤，矮胸露出半个乳。中裸为体，西裸为用，裸犹未裸，是为中庸。
唱两首旧歌，打两个烂波（打波：摸乳房），一结账几千多，回家听老婆罗嗦。天若有情天亦老,人若有情死的早.
一回生两回熟三回路边走四回逛街口，五回出入手牵手六回有空搂一搂，七回许愿池里硬币投八回幸福生活有眉头，九回经济困难天天愁十回有了新欢拜拜喽！
你说我神经，来了120；你说我多情，惊动了110。你哭哭啼啼，121就下雨；你发一发火，119就找我！
上帝给我一双脚，教我如何屹立不倒，可我只学会了--逃跑；上帝给我挺拔的腰，教我如何百折不挠，可我只学会了--招摇！
你是风儿我是沙，我是叶儿你是花，你乖别人都在夸，没你我会去酒吧，忧伤一醉地上爬，想你念你天也塌，酒醉过后大街趴，警察叔叔送回家！
最新八大傻：恋爱不成上吊的，做爱时候不叫的，别人送钱不要的，偷看别人撒尿的，找鸭还要发票的，合同签成无效的，只跟老公睡觉的，看着手机傻笑的！
老婆是大树，一定要抱住；情人是小草，一定要护好；栽一棵大树，种一片小草；大树下乘凉，草地上溜鸟，和谐社会，绿色环保，啊，这样的日子多美好！
蝴蝶对小蜜蜂说“你真够小气的，装一肚子甜言蜜语却一句也舍不得给我说”，蜜蜂说“哼，还说我呢，你头上顶那么长两根天线咋不给我发短信？”
党出烟，你出肺，为了国家多收税；党出酒，你出胃，喝得美了正好睡；党出小姐，你陪睡，得了性病报药费；党出贪官，你行贿，革命工作真他妈累！
祝事业如飞机上做爱=一日千里；工作如洞房花烛夜=一炮走红；成就如小孩的鸡鸡=来日方长；财富如妓女收入=与日俱增；为人如老太小伙做爱=古道热肠。
夜幕降临后，我们的社会是这样的：有喝的、有碰的、三拳两胜玩命的;有喊的、有唱的、抓着话筒不放的;有胡的、有杠的、每圈都有进帐的;捏脚的、揉背的、按摩按到裸睡的;想念的、爱慕的、电话两头倾诉的;谈情的、说爱的、地上搂着乱踹的;眉来的、眼去的、惹的老公生气的;沾花的、惹草的、害的老婆乱找的;表演的、猛练的、跳楼招来观看的;狂欢的、作案的、满街都是乱窜的;卖文明用语的、嫖娼的、陋室独自玩枪的;撬门的、盗墓的、做梦都想致富的;开房的、上床的、干到高潮叫娘的;手摸的、舌舔的、干出小孩不管的;补肾的、吃鞭的、一干通宵累瘫的。【有关青春的句子--考试不作弊，放你妈的屁。作弊不要慌，逮到就装茫】
感叹女人：漂亮的不下厨房、下厨房的不温柔、温柔的没主见、有主见的没女人味、有女人味的乱花钱、不乱花钱的不时尚、时尚的不放心、放心的又没法看。感叹男人:有才华的长的丑、长的帅的挣钱少、挣钱多的不顾家、顾家的没出息、有出息的不浪漫、会浪漫的靠不住、靠的住的又窝囊。
打牌打得好，说明有头脑；打牌打得精，说明思路清；打牌打得细，说明懂经济；打牌不怕炸，说明胆子大；打牌路数邪，说明懂科学；打牌有怪招，说明素质高；动辙就打架，说明年轻化；
赢了不吵嚷，说明有涵养；输了不投降，竞争意识强；敢打单吊牌，肯定有后台；输赢都不走，能做一把手。
第二篇:《《语言学导论》复习思考题》
《语言学导论》复习思考题
Ⅰ. In each question there are four choices. Decide which one would be the best answer to the question, or best completes the sentence. Write the corresponding letter on your ANSWER SHEET.
1. According to Noam Chomsky, language is the product of_______.
A. an innate faculty, unique to humans B. communication
C. environmental conditioning D. all of the above
2. Which of the following statements is FALSE? ________.
A. Language is just for communication.
B. Language is one of many ways in which we experience the world.
C. Language is a sign system.
D. Language is arbitrary and conventional.
3. Which one of the following statements about errors in foreign language learning in FALSE? _________.
A. Errors can not be avoided in foreign language learning.
B. Errors tell the teacher how far towards the goal the learner has progressed and consequently what remains for him to learn.
C. Errors are something bad that should not be allowed in foreign language learning.
D. Errors provide the researcher with evidence of how language is learned or acquired, what strategies or procedures the learner is employing is his discovery of the language.
4. The English language has______.
A. morphemes B. syntax C. number agreement D. all of the above
5. “He” and “she” are not examples of gender agreement in English, because_____.
A. they are pronouns
B. they need not agree with other words in an English sentence
C. they mark biological/social gender
D. both b and c above
6. A phoneme is_____.
A. the smallest meaningful unit in language
B. the smallest unit in language
C. the same as an allophone
D. both b and c above
7. Of the following, what are the two types of phonetics______.
A. acoustic and electric B. arbitrary and auditory
C. articulatory and acoustic D. allophonic and allomorphic
8. /Wik/ is a transcription of_______.
A. sick B. chick C. chic D. thick
9. The Black English sentence “I don't gotta do nothing” is considered incorrect because________.
A. it contains a double negative and is thus inherently incorrect
B. it is impossible to understand
C. it is not associated with the upper class use of standard English
D. both a and b above
10. The use of non-standard English persists because_______.
A. the working class is incapable of speaking “correctly”
B. English is a complicated and therefore difficult language to master
C. subordinate groups use non-standard English to promote solidarity
D. teachers do not properly stress the importance of standard English in schools
11. True or false: Chinese has no inflections for grammatical case. ______.
A. True B. False
12. What is defined as 'the study of sentence structure'? ______.【有关青春的句子--考试不作弊，放你妈的屁。作弊不要慌，逮到就装茫】
A. Morphology B. Semantics C. Phonology D. Syntax
13. ______ refers to the fact that there is no necessary or logical relationship between a linguistic form and its meaning. ______.
A. Displacement B. creativity C. arbitrariness D. duality
14. The study of a language at some point of time is called________.
A. computational linguistics B. sociolinguistics
C. diachronic linguistics D. synchronic linguistics
15. ________ refers to the abstract linguistic system shared by all the members of a speech community
A. Langue B. performance C. competence D. parole
16. Traditional grammar is ________.
A. descriptive B. prescriptive C. non-Latin-based D. wrong
17. ______ is the branch of linguistics which studies the characteristics of speech sounds and provides methods for their description, classification and transcription.
A. Phonology B. Phonetic alphabet C. Corpus linguistics D. Phonetics
18. _____ is the minimal unit in the sound system of a language, which is of distinctive value.
A. Allophone B. Phone C. Phoneme D. Morpheme
19. Which of the following factors does not help to identify a word? ______.
A. Relative shortness B.Relative uninterruptibility
C. A minimum free form D. Stability
20. Speech act theory was initially developed by _______.
A. Halliday B. Austin C. Searle D. Grice
21. The four major modes of semantic change are_______.
A. extension, narrowing, elevation and degradation
B. extension, generalization, elevation and degradation
C. extension, narrowing, specialization and degradation
D. extension, elevation, amelioration and degradation
22. The relation between the two words “husband” and “wife” can be described as____.
A. gradable antonymy B. converse antonymy
C. complementary antonymy D. synonymy
23. “friendly” is a _______.
A. compound B. inflectional word C. derivative D. morpheme
24. The construction “honest people” is _______.
A. a coordinate construction B. an exocentric construction
C. an endocentric construction D. an immediate constituent
25. The word “brunch” and “motel” are _______.
A. formed by blending B. acronyms
C. coined by back-formation D. clipped words
26. The function of the sentence “A nice day, isn‟t it?” is _______.
A. directive B. informative C. performative D. phatic
27. Which of the following sounds is a voiced bilabial stop? ______.
A. [m] B. [v] C. [p] D. [b]
28. Which of the following sounds is a voiceless affricate? _______.
A. [w] B. [f] C. [tF] D. [dV]
29. In the sentence “Can I have a bite to drink?” the speaker may not have a problem with competence, but with_______.
A. performance B. utterance C. syntax D. context
30. The phrase “Colorful ideas sleep furiously” is an example of_______.
A. rapport talk
B. indexical language
C. an ungrammatical but acceptable sentence
D. a grammatical but unacceptable sentence
31. There are ______ morphemes in the word “children‟s”
A. six B. two C. three D. four
32. The words “take” and “table” are called _______ because they can stand as a word by themselves.
A. inflectional morphemes B. free morphemes
C. stems D. roots
33. Identify the morphemes in the word 'unimaginative':
A. un-im-ag-in-at-ive B. un-imaginative
C. un-imagin-ative D. unimagin-ative
34. Which of the following two-term sets shows the feature of complementarity? _______.
A. Husband/ Wife B. Alive/Dead C. Hot/ Cold D. White/ Black
35. The Whorf Hypothesis claims that________.
A. language is full of “rich points”, whose meanings are difficult to translate into another language
B. abstract terms are easily translatable
C. accents are part of identity
D. language influences culture-specific ways of knowing
36. The phrase „time is a commodity‟ is an example of_______.
A. The Whorf Hypothesis B. A metaphoric system
C. A non-standard variety D. A rich point
37. The last phoneme in the word “hang” is a _______.
A. glottal B. palatal C. dental D. nasal
38. Three places of articulation that involve the teeth and/or the lips are:
A. palatal, velar, glottal B. bilabial, labiodental, dental
C. stop, fricative, affricative D. nasal, lateral, semi vowel
39. In the sentence 'I took my big brown cat to the vet yesterday', which of the following does not appear? _______.
A. Adjective B. Preposition C. Adverb D. Conjunction
40. What is the meaning relationship between the two words “plant/grass”? ______.
A. Homonymy B. Antonymy C. Hyponymy D. Allomorphs
41. The syllabic structure of the word “linguistics” is ______.
A. CVCCVCCVCC B. CVCCCVCCVCC
C. CVCCVVCCVCC D. CVCVVCCVCC
42. The phonetic transcription with diacritics is called _____.
A. broad transcription B. International Phonetic Alphabet
C. American English Pronunciation D. narrow transcription
43. The Black English sentence “I don't gotta do nothing” is considered incorrect because: a) it contains a double negative and is thus inherently incorrect
b) it is impossible to understand
c) it is not associated with the upper class use of standard English
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