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第一篇:《英语幽默短剧剧本》
英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces!
另一个
白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本
旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on. 白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) 皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know? 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?
魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly. 本文来自:VOA英语网 文章地址: /html/20100309/15218.html
第二篇:《剧本Pocket Money零花钱》
超搞笑儿童英文短剧：Pocket Money零花钱
The Pocket Money零花钱
Character: Reader, Salesman, Daddy, Maggie, Minnie, Policeman, Boy, Mummy.
角色：旁白（N），小贩（S），爸爸，马吉，艾丽丝，警察，男孩，妈妈。
Scene 1 At Salesman’s Home
Reader: In a dark dirty house, there lives a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. But how does he make the candies? Oh,sh … He is coming.
Salesman: Hello! Do you know me? I’m the famous candy salesman. My candies are very popular. Now I am going to make my candies. (Sing: Making candy, making candy…) Oh, it doesn’t matter! Nobody can see! (Sing: Making candy, Making candy…) Haha, it doesn’t matter, nobody can see. Go on! Making candy, making candy…
第1幕 在小贩的家里
旁白：在一间又黑暗又脏乱的小屋里，住着一位脏兮兮的小贩。他经常做一些不健康的糖果并买给学生们。但是他是怎么做出这些糖果的呢？哦，嘘……他来了!
小贩：大家好！你们认识我吗？我是最有名的糖果小贩。我的糖果很畅销。现在我该准备做糖果了，做糖果啊，做糖果……哦，没关系，没人看见。做糖果啊，做糖果……哈哈，没关系，没人看见。做糖果啊，做糖果……
Scene 2 At the School Gate
Reader: The next day, when the class is over. All the studentscome out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual.
Salesman: Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! …
Maggie & Minnie take their schoolbags hands in hands walk out.
Maggie: Oh,Minnie! Look! Candies!
Minnie: Yeah! They looks so yummy yummy!
Maggie: Let’s go and see.
Minnie: OK!
Salesman: Hey, girls! Candies! Candies!
Maggie & Minnie: I want to eat!
Salesman: Do you have money?
Maggie & Minnie: Money? Oh, we have no money.
Salesman: Oh, no money no talk! Go away! Go! Go! Go!
Maggie & Minnie: Huh!
Minnie: Maggie, I want some candies. What can we do?
Maggie: Oh, I have a good idea. Let’s go home and ask daddy for money.
Minnie: Good. Let’s go~~~.
第2幕 在学校门口【小品剧本：超搞笑儿童英文短剧：Pocket,Money零花钱】
旁白：第二天，学校放学了。所有的学生都很开心的走出校门，小贩像往常一样走到学校门口。 小贩：买糖果咯!买糖果咯!香甜的糖果咯!……
麦琪和米妮背着书包，拉着手出来。
麦琪：哦，艾丽丝，看!有糖果啊!
米妮：耶!他们看起来很美味哦!
麦琪：我们一起过去看看吧!
米妮:好的!
小贩：嗨，小女孩!糖果啊，糖果啊!
麦琪和米妮：我想吃哦。
小贩：你有钱买吗？
麦琪和米妮：钱啊，哦，我们没有钱啊!
小贩：没钱没的谈!走开，走开，走！
麦琪和米妮：哼!
米妮：马吉，我想吃些糖果啊，我们该怎么办呢？
麦琪：哦，我有个好主意。我们回家问爸爸要零花钱就好了。
米妮：好极了!我们走吧!
Scene 3 At Maggie&Alice’s Home
Daddy is watching at the newspaper.
Maggie & Minnie: Daddy! Daddy!
Daddy: What’s the matter?【小品剧本：超搞笑儿童英文短剧：Pocket,Money零花钱】
Maggie: Daddy, I want some money.
Daddy: For what?
Maggie: I want to buy the candy at the school gate.
Minnie: Yes! They look so delicious!
Daddy: They are unhealthy. I won’t give you money.
Maggie & Minnie: Daddy~~~
Daddy: No way. Please go and do your homework..
Minnie: What can we do now?
Maggie: Let me think.
Minnie: Yes.
Maggie & Minnie: Daddy! I want some money.
Daddy: No way. I won’t give you money to buy the dirty candy.
Maggie: Look, it’s broken.
Daddy: Oh?
Minnie: Here! It’s broken, too!
Daddy: OK! OK! For you!
Maggie & Minnie: Yeah!
Daddy: Remember! Don’t buy the candy!
Reader: Now, Maggie & Minnie have money, they come to the school gate and buy the candy. Salesman: Candies, candies! Sweet candies!
Maggie & Minnie: How much?
Salesman: You two again? Go away! No money no talk!
Maggie: Is it enough?
Salesman: Wow! Money,money! OK! Good! Candies for you!
Maggie: Money for you.
第3幕 在麦琪和米妮的家里
爸爸在看报纸。【小品剧本：超搞笑儿童英文短剧：Pocket,Money零花钱】
麦琪和米妮：爸爸，爸爸。
爸爸：什么事啊？
米妮：我想要点零花钱。
爸爸：要来干嘛？
麦琪：我想买学校门口的糖果吃。
米妮：是啊，他们看起来真的很好吃哦。
爸爸：他们很不卫生，我不会给你们钱。
麦琪和米妮：爸爸，爸爸……
爸爸：绝对不给。快回去。做你们的作业。
米妮：那我们现在怎么办啊？
麦琪：让我想想拉。
米妮：恩。
麦琪和米妮：爸爸，我们想要些零花钱。
爸爸：不行。我不会给钱你们去买那脏兮兮的糖果吃。
麦琪：看，它已经坏了!
爸爸：哦？
艾丽丝：那,这个也坏了!
爸爸：好吧，给你们吧。
麦琪和米妮：耶!
爸爸：记住啊，别买那些糖果啊!
旁白：现在，麦琪和米妮终于有钱了，于是她们去到学校门口准备买糖。
小贩：买糖果咯，买糖果咯，香甜的糖果咯!
麦琪和米妮：怎么卖啊？
小贩：又是你们两个？走开拉，没钱没的谈!
麦琪：这么多够吗？
小贩：哇，好吧，好吧，卖给你吧!
麦琪：给你钱!
Scene 4 At Maggie&Alice’s home
Maggie & Minnie: A-yoo! A-yoo!
Mummy: What’s the matter?
Maggie & Minnie: I’ve got a stomachache.
Daddy: What did you eat?
Maggie & Minnie: Candies, A-yoo…
Daddy: Oh! You two cheated me? How dare you are.
Mummy: Hey! Stop! Please call 120!
Doctor 1: Where’s the patient?
Daddy: Over there!
Doctor 2: Are you OK?
Doctor 3: Don’t worry! Let’s go to the hospital.
Doctor 4: Hurry up. Beeboo,beeboo……
Reader: The next day……
Salesman: Candies,candies.
Boy: Money for you!
第4幕 在马吉和艾丽丝的家里
麦琪和米妮：哎哟，哎哟……
妈妈：怎么啦？
麦琪和米妮：我的肚子好疼啊!
爸爸：你们乱吃了什么吗？
麦琪和米妮：糖果啊，哎哟……
爸爸：哦，你们两个好大胆啊，敢骗我拿钱去买糖果!
妈妈：别骂了，快打120吧。
医务人员1：病人在哪里？
爸爸：在那里。
医务人员2：你们还好吧？
医务人员3：别担心，我们马上去医院。
医务人员4：赶快。
旁白：第二天……
小贩：买糖果咯，买糖果咯。
男孩：给你钱。
Scene 5 At the School Gate
Salesman: Candy for you!
Police man: Hey! You shoun’t stay here! Leave now!
Saleman: No. My candies are nice and popular here, And……
Maggie: You are telling a lie. They are very dirty and unhealthy.
Police man: What’s the matter?
Daddy: They’ve got a stomachache after having his candies.
Salesman: Really? But I don’t believe.
Boy: A-yoo! A-yoo! Your candy is killing me.
Daddy: See? His candies are unhealthy. Call 120! Beeboo,beeboo……
Police man: Mum, you must go to the Policestationwith me.
Salesman: Oh,no! Idon’t want to go to the Policestation. Help me!
Daddy: My dear. Remember don’t buy the unhealthy food next time. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person. OK?
Maggie & Minnie: Yes,sir! (THE END)
第5幕
小贩：给你糖果。
警察：听着，你不可以停留在这里，快走开。
小贩：我的糖果很好吃很畅销的，而且……
麦琪：你在说谎，那些糖果很脏的，很不卫生的。
警察：发生了什么事？
爸爸：他们吃完他的糖果后就肚子疼了。
小贩：真的吗？我怎么也不会相信有这种事发生。
男孩：哎哟，哎哟，你的糖果整死我了!
爸爸：看!他的糖果确实很不卫生。快打120。
警察：这位妈妈，你必须跟我回警察局去录些口供。
小贩：哦，不，我不想去警察局啊，救命啊!
爸爸：我的孩子，记住下次不要再买那些不卫生的食物。以后再也不许说谎。做一个诚实正直的人。听到了吗？
麦琪和米妮：是的，记住了。（完）
第三篇:《英语幽默短剧剧本》
中小学英语版情景对话
英语情景对话--交流
Getting people’s attention 引起别人注意
1. Can I talk to you ? 能和你谈一下吗?
2. Can we talk? 能一块儿谈谈吗?
3. Let‟s talk. 我们谈谈吧。
4. Excuse me. You got a minute? 对不起，能耽误你一分钟吗?
5. May I have a word with you? 能和你说句话吗?
Launching conversation with a piece of news. 讲述一条消息来打开话题
1. Listen up. 听着。
2. Now hear this! 你听着!
3. Get a load of this. 你听听这个。(load:大量，许多)
4. Are you ready for this? 想听着。
5. Guess what? 你猜怎么的?
Asking other people if they understand 问别人是否听明白了
1. Do you understand? 你明白吗?
2. Do you know that I mean? 知道我的意思吗?
3. See what I mean? 明白我的意思吗?
4. Do you know what I‟m talking about? 知道我讲的是什么吗?
5. Know what I‟m saying? 知道我在说什么吗?
Indicating that you understand 表示明白对方的意思.
1. I hear you 知道了.
2. I got you. 明白了.
3. I can see that. 这一点我明白.
4. I hear what you‟re saying. 我明白你的意思.
5. Okay, I know just what you mean. 嗯,我明白你的意思.
If you do not catch what was said 假如你没听清对方说的话.
1. I beg you pardon? 对不起,你说什么?
2. What was that? 你说什么?
3. Say what? 你说什么?
4. Excuse me? What did you say? 对不起,你说什么?
5. I‟m sorry. I missed that. 对不起,我没听清.
英语情景对话,商务英语对话 - 赞同& 反对
Agreement & Disagreement 赞同& 反对
Simple agreement 简单的赞同语
1. Yes. 是的.
2. Yeah. 是的.
3. Yep. 是的.
4. Yup. 是的. (yeah , yeh 和 yup 都是口语中yes的变体. )
5. Sure. 当然.
Saying that you agree. 表示赞同
1. I quite agree with you. 我很赞同你的看法.
2. I share your view on that. 对这件事我们看法一致.【小品剧本：超搞笑儿童英文短剧：Pocket,Money零花钱】
3. I‟m sure you are right. 当然你是对的.
4. I don‟t think anyone would disagree. 我想没人会反对.
5. I have no problem with that. 对这一点我没有异议.
Qualified or partial agreement 有保留的或部分赞同
1. Could be. 也许.
2. If you say so. 既然你这么说.
3. So it seems. 好像是这么回事.
4. So to speak. 可以那么说.
5. In a manner of speaking. 不妨这么说吧.
Simple disagreement 简单的反对语
1. No. 不
2. Nope. 不
3. Not really. 不是吧.
4. Not at all. 绝不是
5. Of course not.当然不是
Saying that you disagree. 表示不同意
1. I don‟t think so. 我不这么想.
2. Do you really think so? 你真的这么想吗?
3. Don‟t be too sure. 别那么肯定.
4. Don‟t speak too soon. 话不要说得太早.
5. I wouldn‟t say that. 我并不那么忍为.
Showing strong disagreement 表示较强烈的反对.
1. No, I won‟t agree! Don‟t waste your breath. 不. 我不会同意的. 别跟我这儿费口舌.
2. Do you expect me to accept that? 你以为我会接受吗?
3. Over my dead body! 我死也不会同意!
4. What are you talking about? 你在说什么呀?
5. Are you kidding? 你在开玩笑吗?
A: today is my!but，I almost forget. 对了，今天是我的生日。我几乎忘了 B：Happy birthday, A ! Here is a present for you. I hope you like it. A:Oh, great! I love it! You know I've been expecting this for a long time. B: I'm very glad to hear that.
C：hi， D today we are you going？
D：wo，today is A‘s birthday。Have you forgetten？
C: I`ve got to get a birthday gift for A。What are you going to get her? D：ti is a secret
C、D：Happy birthday, here are gift for you.
A：Oh, chocolates，I love chocolates
D:hat's in the box then?
A：Oh,what a nice toy car!
E：I`ve got a real problem.
F：What`s the problem?
E：you know。Today is a A’birthday
F: yes, What are you going to get her?
E: I need to get something more thoughtful.
F: I bought her a nice necklace.
G:hi B。Where are you？
B：I'm in the A house, you come?
G：I've just bought a present。'll be coming
B：Yes, h don't know where you put him over to play
G：Well, wait to meet
G、H: Happy birthdayA, We arrived late. This is a present for you, i hope it can promote best
A：Oh, great! I love it! You know。H thank you can come today
H：Yes, because i know you today the most beautiful
A：Come here; let me introduce some friends to you.
GH: ,E , You are so, right?
E：Tell, i am happy starved
H: Oh, a, we will blow out the candles out
A: I get a cake. oh, and a cola and i'm thirsty
H: What shall i come to help？
A：Friends and come this way.
CDF：Wow, what a beautiful cake!
第四篇:《两个英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money》
英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……【小品剧本：超搞笑儿童英文短剧：Pocket,Money零花钱】
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces!
另一个
白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本
旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.
白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) 皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?
皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?
魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
第五篇:《英语短剧剧本The Pocket Money》
英语短剧剧本The Pocket Money
Characters: Narrator(N),Salesman(S),Dad(D),Maggi(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation:学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty sale sman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu „„ He is coming! S: Hello,do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies arevery popular,I don’t know why.The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money„„
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press„„
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的情)
Press, press„„
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,he hehe„„ Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five„„（用脏菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu„ S: Mmmm„It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha„„
C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)
Scene2（At the school gate）【小品剧本：超搞笑儿童英文短剧：Pocket,Money零花钱】
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）
(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! „„ M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let’s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I’m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu„(小贩将她拉在后面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）
M&A: Money?(对视)
M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let’s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?„Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下场)
Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）
N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)
M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸) A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let’s.
(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss? M&A: Of course!
(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。)
D: What’s the matter?
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please?
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more. M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But„„You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，转头看报，孩子回到房间)
M: What shall we do now?
A: Let me think „well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)
M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身边)
M: Dad, I want a new eraser!
A: I want a longer ruler!
M&A: Dad, please！
D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!
M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看) A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出断尺）
D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know?
M&A: Yes, sir!
D: Here you are !( 给钱)
M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴，下场)
N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.
(孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛)
M: Aiyo!„„（两人躬着背进场）
A: „„.
D: What’s wrong?
M: I’ve a stomachache!
A: Me too!
D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?
M: Yes. We had some candies just now.
A: I had some too!
D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气）
M: But they look nice!
A: And tastes good!
M&A: Aiyo„„
D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!
M&A: OK.
Scene 4: (At the school gate)
N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.
(正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)
P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!
C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)
S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And„
C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!
M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo„（指着小贩）
D: He?
(警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩)
P: What’s the matter with them?
D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.
S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And„„
P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.（非常严厉）
S: OK. I know. (羞愧)
C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home.
Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.
D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?
M&A: OK, dad!
P: Let’s take them to the hospital now.
D: OK, Let’s go.
N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon.
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