12个人的儿童话剧剧本

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12个人的儿童话剧剧本(共9篇)

12个人的儿童话剧剧本（一）：

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12个人的儿童话剧剧本（二）：

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12个人的儿童话剧剧本（三）：

（道具：小床、门）
Mum: Tom get up !
Tom Yes ,mummy. Good moring,mummy.
Mum: Good moring,Tom.
Mum: Breakfast is reday.
Tom: I\"m coming. Wow, eggs ! I like eggs.
Mum: Now, Tom. Wash your face.
Tom: Yes, I will.
Mum: Brush your teeth.
Tom: All right.
Tom: Moring, Daddy.
Dad: Moring, dear.
Tom: I\"m hungry.
Mum: Have an egg, please.
Tom: Thanks, mummy.
I want some milk.
Mum: Here you are.
Tom: I\"m full.
Mum: Time to go to school.
Tom: Where is my school bag?
Mum: Here it is.
Are you ready?
Tom: Yes. Goodbye, mummy. Goodbye ,daddy.
Mum&Dad: Goodbye, Tom.
（上学路上,一段跳舞的动作,配乐）
Tom: Hello WiWi.
WiWi: Hello Tom.
Tom: Are you going to school?
WiWi: Yes. Let\"s go.
Jane: Hello Tom ,hello WiWi.
Tom &WiWi: Hello Jane.
Jane : Are you going to school?
Tom &WiWi: Yes. Let\"s go.
（上课,铃声响,一段跳舞和做游戏,配乐）
Mr Xu: Now class begins.
Pupils: Stand up!
Mr Xu: Hello, boys and girls.
Pupils: Hello Mr Xu.
Mr Xu : Sit down, please.
Are you all here?
Monitors: No.
Mr Xu: Let\"s count.
Pupils: One , two, three, four...ten
（咚咚咚）
May: May I come in?
Mr Xu: Come in, please.
May: Sorry, I\"m late.
Mr Xu: That\"s all right.
Don\"t be late again
Mr Xu: Let\"s play.
Show me one.
Pupils : (Show a ginger.)
Mr Xu: Clap two.
Pupils: (clap their hands).
Mr Xu : Today we will learn some songs. Who can try?
Puple : I can .
Mr Xu : Please.
(Happy new year!
Eyes and ears.
Trian is coming.
Fish where are you)
（看一下手表）Class is over. Goodbye boys and girls.
Pupils: Goodbye .
人物：Mummy, Daddy, Tom, Mr Xu, May
英语短剧剧本The Pocket Money
Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation: 学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料,小贩家布景
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示),I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果钻出来（跳舞）,跳完后,非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门,看到小贩）
(小贩拉着糖上场,吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let’s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don’t buy me!（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I’m dirty!
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）
M&A: Money?(对视)
M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开,下场)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let’s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下场)
Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）
N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)
M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let’s.
(取吉他,开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(开始弹,第一段孩子随节奏起舞,第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话,爸爸停止弹琴.)
D: What’s the matter?
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please?
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more.
M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理,转头看报,孩子回到房间)
M: What shall we do now?
A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)
M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身边)
M: Dad, I want a new eraser!
A: I want a longer ruler!
M&A: Dad, please!
D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!
M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看)
A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出断尺）
D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know?
M&A: Yes, sir!
D: Here you are !( 给钱)
M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴,下场)
N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.
(孩子高兴地买了糖,边吃边回家,小贩下场,孩子到家后肚子痛)
M: Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场）
A: …….
D: What’s wrong?
M: I’ve a stomachache!
A: Me too!
D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?
M: Yes. We had some candies just now.
A: I had some too!
D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气）
M: But they look nice!
A: And tastes good!
M&A: Aiyo……
D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!
M&A: OK.
Scene 4: (At the school gate)
N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.
(正走到校门口,发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)
P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!
C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)
S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…
C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!
M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…（指着小贩）
D: He?
(警察走过来问爸爸,朝小孩)
P: What’s the matter with them?
D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.
S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And……
P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.（非常严厉）
S: OK. I know. (羞愧)
C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home.
Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.
D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?
M&A: OK, dad!
P: Let’s take them to the hospital now.
D: OK, Let’s go.
N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon. What【12个人的儿童话剧剧本】

12个人的儿童话剧剧本（四）：

乐于助人的小鸭子
时间：阳光明媚的星期天早晨
地点：鸟语花香的动物王国
人物：Little Duck,Miss Cat,Miss Rabbit,Mr Dog
旁白：Little Duck要去看望外婆.一路上他又唱又跳,高兴极了.在小河边,他碰到了Miss Cat.
Duck：（很好奇）Hello,Miss Cat．What are you doing?
Cat：（急得抓耳挠腮）Hello,Little Duck．There’s a big fish in the river．I’m hungry,but I cant get it．
Duck：Don’t worry．Let me help you．
旁白：Little Duck跳进水里,一会儿就帮Miss Cat抓到了鱼.
Duck：Here is the fish for you,Miss Cat．Have a good meal．
Cat：Thank you,Little Duck．You are so kind．
Duck：That’s all right,Miss Cat．I must go now．I’m going to my grandmother’s home．Bye-bye!
Cat：Bye-bye!
旁白：Little Duck继续赶路.忽然他看到Miss Rabbit躺在草地上,连忙跑过去.
Rabbit：（躺在草地上）Oh,Little Duck．I run too fast and my leg is broken．I cant stand up and I cant walk．
Duck：Don’t worry．Let me help you.
旁白：Little Duck拿出一条手帕帮Miss Rabbit包扎好伤口,然后扶着她回家.
Duck：Don’t worry,Miss Rabbit．You’ll get better soon．
Rabbit：Yes,I will．Thank you,Little Duck．It’s so kind of you．
Duck：Not at all,Miss Rabbit．But I must go now．I’m going to my grandmothers home．Good-bye!
Rabbit：Good-bye!
旁白：Little Duck唱着歌又开始上路了,走着走着,他看到Mr Dog坐在家门口,看上去非常着急.
Duck：Good morning,Mr Dog．You look worried．What can I do for you?
Dog：Oh,good morning,Little Duck．I got a letter from my friend,Mr Cock．But I can’t read and I don’t know what he wants me to do．
Duck：Don’t worry,Mr Dog．Let me help you．
旁白：Mr Dog笑呵呵地把信递给Little Duck,Little Duck很仔细地将信的内容读给Mr Dog听.
Dog：（满意地笑）Thank you,Little Duck．Its really very kind of you．
Duck：You’re welcome,Mr Dog．（抬头看看挂在半空中的太阳）But I must go now．I’m going to see my grandmother．
Dog：（摸摸Little Duck的头）Don’t worry,Little Duck．Let me send you to your grandmothers home．
Duck：Thank you,Mr Dog．
旁白：Mr Dog驮着Little Duck一路欢歌笑语向外婆家跑去……

12个人的儿童话剧剧本（五）：

英语小剧本——《小红帽》
Little Red Riding Hood
第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子,把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌,欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?
Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里,心事重重地说）Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子,边点头说）Ok!Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful.
Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.
Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.
第二场：在路上
(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近,Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow!Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐,Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子,天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.
Wolf：（自言自语）I" ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you?
Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.
Six Ducks：Goodbye．
第三场：Grandma家
Grandma：（喘着气出场,颤颤悠悠地走到床前,吃力地坐到床边,喘了几口,打几个哈欠,慢吞吞地躺倒在床上.）
Wolf：（从树后出来,边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．
Grandma：Who is it?
Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音,一边得意地摇动尾巴,一边说）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood.
Grandma：(边说边起床) Come in, come in.
Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you.
Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服,瞪着眼睛,边叫迫从床上滚到地上）
灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里.
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子,翘起大拇指）Yummy!I’ll sleep.
Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．
Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it?
Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me.Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!
Wolf：Come in, Come in.
Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来,把篮子放在桌子上,走到床前一看,跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!
Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.
Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!
Wolf：I can see you pretty face.
Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.
Wolf：I can hug you.
Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前,拉起Wolf的手,边摸边说）Look! What a big hands?
Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh!No! No!
Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood,做吃状,拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.
Hunter：(一边拿着枪,一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping.
Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)
Hunter：(端起枪想打,又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀,举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.
Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．
Hunter：Grandma ,give me some needles and thread．Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．
Grandma：(从桌子上拿来针线)
Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.
Hunter：(把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)
Grandma：I"ll thread it.
Hunter：(拿起枪)Woke up!
Wolf：(起床,两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.
Hunter：You big bad wolf, raise your arms!
Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!
Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang!
Wolf： (应声倒下)
Hunter：The bad wolf is dead．
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．
Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you

12个人的儿童话剧剧本（六）：

英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N:In a dark dirty house,there lived a small,dirty salesman.He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students.He has a lot of money now.But how does he make the candies?Oh,xu …… He is coming!
S:Hello,do you know me?No?Oh,let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies are very popular,(展示),I don’t know why.The foolish students always come here.I’ll be a boss soon!Candy,money,candy,money……
Oops!It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First,put the flour on the table.
Then,water,sugar,flour.(边说边做)
Now press,press……
Oh,my dirty hands!Never mind!Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press,press……
Oh,my god!Never mind!Just do it!
Press,press,the children will not know it ,it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
另一个
白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本
旁白：Once upon a time,there was a queen.She had a pretty daughter named Snow White.Soon after the child was born,the queen died.The queen married another queen.The stepmother was very jealous.She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night,such as sweep and mop the floor,do some cleaning,carry water and so on.
白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor,do some cleaning,carry water and so on.)
皇后：I’m the new queen.I’m very beautiful.you see.If anyone is more beautiful than me,I’ll kill her.I have a magic mirror.If I want to know something,It will tell me surely.Now,mirror,mirror,come here!
魔镜：Yes,I’m coming.Your Majesty!What do you want to know?
皇后：Mirror,mirror,on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?
魔镜：Yes.Your Majesty!You are the fairest of all,I think.But there is a young lady.She is as white as snow,as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she?Tell me quickly.

12个人的儿童话剧剧本（七）：

　　演员: P: Pirate-Grandson. M: Mother.
　　F: Father. K: King -Grandpa.
　　旁白: There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man. Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him. He hates his parents. Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him. .
　　正剧：(P,K出场)
　　P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry. I love that mouse. Quick! No time! I can’t wait another second.
　　K: Oh dear! I nearly forget it. Don’t worry, I open it right now. (作开电视状)
　　P: Ha Ha! It’s really funny! Tom is so good! (作高兴状)
　　Oh no! “The End!” Where is Tom? I hate the end! (摔电视机,作极度气愤状) Old King!? (对K吼)
　　K：Oh, what a pity dog! (作左顾右盼状) Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me. I’m sure your demand will be satisfied. (作充满自信状)
　　P：Really! OK! Now, let’s watch Caribbean Pirates!
　　K: Humm, No, it’s unfit for you…… (作犹豫状)
　　P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies. You don’t keep your promise.（作气愤欲泣状）
　　K; Oh yes, I play it for you. (作为难状) But please be quite, I’m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these.
　　P: Don’t tell so much! I have been an adult man of 7 years old. I promise it to you. (作自豪自信状)
　　K：OK. (作舒心,安慰状)
　　P: Fight him, kill him. Throw these bad guys into the sea…… (高声喊)
　　K: Xu …….. (作禁声状). Remember your promise, young adult man.
　　P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it. (作天经地义状)
　　K: Oh?! You are right（作理解状,因为Pirate一贯如此,出尔反尔）
　　P: Old King. I give you an honorable mission. (作自豪状) Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , let’s help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.(作勇敢状)
　　K: What! Ride on my back! Be your horse!(作惊异状)
　　P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question? (作若无其事状)
　　K: No, No, sound a good idea! Very good! You are a brave Pirate. Now come on my back. (作无奈状)
　　P: (作高兴状,作跃上马背状) Hei! Let’s go! Kill all those bad men. Quick! Run quick! . (意气风发状)
　　（M,F携手进场）:
　　P: Oh, my god! Mummy, Daddy! (A,D作慌忙状,挡在电视机前)
　　M: Dad, what are you doing!? Naughty Pirate, isn’t your trick!? (作气愤状)
　　P:（作阳痿状） Mummy, it’s not my fault. Old king let me massage his back. Hei Hei (作心虚状,以掩饰内心的恐惧)
　　M: I don’t believe it. (作严肃状) Dad, isn’t really that? (询问K)
　　K: Yes, of course, I can’t image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good. Oh……. (释然状,因为圆了我的谎)
　　M: Really. I don’t believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him. (作怀疑状) Dear, isn’t you ?
　　F: No, I haven’t, but I decide to enjoy his massage another day, Do you think so, dear?
　　M: Yes, really a good suggestion.
　　（P,D作惊恐状.A：发抖,D：挥汗)
　　（P挡着电视怕被M、F发现,K也为P作掩饰）
　　P: Mummy, Do you feel a little cold?
　　K: Yes, I can feel it. (边挥汗边说冷)
　　M: No, it’s summer. Really hot, do you catch cold?
　　P: No, No, just my feeling. (更加发抖,一不小心被B看到了电视)
　　M: Pirate, what’s behind you? (疑问状)
　　P: Oh, nothing, nothing! (作惊恐状)
　　M: Move away .little Pirate! (作气愤状)
　　P: Oh no! The storm will come. (捂脸作害怕状)
　　M: Caribbean Pirate! What’s a bad film! Little Pirate!? (气愤状)
　　P: Mummy, I surrender. (作投降状)
　　M: Daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing,force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad !
　　K: I know that, but I meat to let him watch Tom and Jerry and he like it very much. Yes? Pirate? (想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线)
　　P: Yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat. (作博学状)
　　M: Dad, don’t let him watch so much TV, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight. He may become short-sighted. (诚恳状)
　　K: I know the disadvantage. But TV also teaches him a lot of things which he can’t learn from books, Such as survival ability and communication skills. (中气不足状,因为理由不充分)
　　M: Just those force, fighting and cheat? (置疑状)
　　P: Mummy, I apologize that I have cheated you. (诚恳状) I won’t do that next time. Can you forgive me this time, Mummy. (做鬼脸,逗妈妈开心)
　　M: Pick up trick. It doesn’t work this time. (义正言辞状)
　　P: Mummy, not next time, ok? ( 作悲伤状,以引起妈妈的同情)
　　(M不理P)
　　M: Dad. I know you love little pirate very much, but I think you should choose the right way. Spoiling is not true love. It’s the poison in honey. (作严肃状)
　　F: Yes, Dad, Pirate has a lot of things to do. We should be his guide, not to carry out everything he said. We can bring him to the library to see what books attract him most. We can help him to develop his interest, shape his personality, and improve his intelligence and so on. I think it’s the right way to love our little Pirate. Do you think so, dear? (很理智,明晰状)
　　M: It’s just what I want to say. (赞同状 )
　　F: Ok, I should change my way of loving him. I should let him do his own thing and be his guide. (作彻悟状)
　　P: Oh, so much time has passed. I eager to go to wash room, I can’t bear it. (捂小腹,作难受状)
　　K: Ok, I go to bring the paper, don’t worry! I’ll accompany with you. (作习惯性状,因为Pirate的大小便通常都由King主管)
　　M、F：No, let him do that himself, and be his guide. (同声提醒K)
　　K: Oh, yes, little Pirate, it’s your job now, nobody can help. You should do it yourself. (作揶揄状)
　　P: Xi, I have been an adult man of 7 years old. I can do it. (跨进厕所,作藐视状,有什么大不了,不就进个厕所吗)
　　M、F、K: Brave Pirate! (作自豪状,含有夸奖意)
　　P: Oh, my god! The washroom is so large and dark! (害怕状,因为从末一个人进厕所)
　　M、F、K: (All 晕倒)
　　—— The End

12个人的儿童话剧剧本（八）：

这是一版搞笑版的《孔雀东南飞》,你可以节选一场.
焦仲卿Johnny (J for short) 刘兰芝Lunch(L for short)
焦母Johnny’s mother (JM for short) 刘母Lunch’s mother(LM for short)
太守之子Mayor’s son (MS for short) 强盗Burglars(A,B&C)
J:Everybody says that I"m henpecked,but in fact,I"m as strong as a tiger,while my wife is Wu Song.
I"m not afraid of you!
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
My God!Who can help me?
Act1
旁白：就在我们可爱的仲卿遭受家庭暴力时,JM已将这一切尽收耳底.
JM:I can!
Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?
L:I’m here!What’s up mum?
JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me "my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”.
L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up?
JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so lazy……
L:But……
JM:Never interrupt me!
L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all
day long,cooking and washing.I have raised ten soft thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and……
JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!Grandson!Where’s my grandson?
L:Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?Go and ask your son.I’m leaving!
Act2
旁白：被婆婆赶出家门的兰芝一步一回头,三步两回头,无奈的回到了自己的家中.此时,LM正在家中跳舞,有请!
L:Mum,I’m back!
LM:You are back?Why?What happened?
L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
LM:See!I have already told you!When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor ,but you did not listen to me.Look at yourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Never interrupt me!
L:Mum,I’m not interrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And I’ll marry whom ever you want me to.
LM:Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in the market.He said:” If your daughter.Haven’t been married,I really want to marry her!“Now you are free again,I’ll go and tell him.(下)
L:What?The mayor’s son?The most famous play boy in the neighbor-hood?What a silly thing I have done!(下)
Act3
旁白：没有了兰芝的焦家很快陷入了窘境,JM只好让仲卿将兰芝找回.听说去兰芝家的路上常有强盗出没.
A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
The road is built by me!
B:And I planted one tree!
C:If you want to go by this street---
AB&C:Give us all your money!
旁白：据可靠史料记载,当时,这把刀离他的喉咙只有0.01公分!
J:Don’t kill me!Don’t kill me!I’ll give all my money to you!Is 1 mao enough?
A:What bad luck!
B:If we can not rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan zhi next month.We can go and rob the wedding!
A&B:Good idea!
J:What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It’s impossible!
AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!
J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet!I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’t you?I’ll go with you.You take the money and I take the bride.
B:Have you got any experience?
J:No.But I’ve got this!
Act4
旁白：转眼已到了婚礼之期．太守之子意气风发的牵着新娘,兰芝盖着红盖头极不情愿跟在后边.
ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
A:The road is built by me!
B:And I planted one tree.
C:If you want to go by this street---
ABC＆J:Give us all your money!
L:Johnny!I miss you so much!
MS:Who are you and where are you from?Who rob my bride will be killed!
J:How dare you beat my wife!I will kill you!
J:Honey,how are you?
L:I hurt a lot!
J:Don’t cry baby.Eat this at once!I’ll go and fetch the medicine.(下)
L:Wait for me!

12个人的儿童话剧剧本（九）：

《 荆珂刺秦王》
旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
Action I
太子丹（上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）
太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么,人才!然后拍阿三肩膀,做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.
Action II
（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）
荆轲
Are you Li mochou?
李莫愁
Yes.
荆轲
OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.
李莫愁
Are you challenging me?
荆轲
Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意
李莫愁
Come on!
音乐起
两人冲上前来
“人在江湖漂啊,哪有不挨刀啊,一刀砍死你啊,两刀砍死你啊.”
李莫愁倒地
荆轲大笑
李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?
荆轲: We don"t need any reason to win a person. Don"t we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么,不需要么,需要么?）
李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you"re gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.
荆轲再次大笑
太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?
荆柯：Sure!
太子丹：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
太子丹晕倒
荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?
荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸,上面写着：
To be or not to be, that"s a question.
阿三：Hero,we need your help.
荆柯：I am busy now!
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.
荆柯：I am very busy now!
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
荆柯：I am very very busy now!
阿三(手指上场的美女,激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.
荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
阿三：What? What’s the TCM?
荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?
观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.
荆柯（激动）：Slimming减食疗法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧?难道你真的想要吗……

荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
太子丹与阿三（撞胯,击掌）Yeah!

Action Ш
（《大话西游》主题曲响起）
荆珂挽着妻子,太子丹,阿三在后.
阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.
荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends
太子丹：I will miss you, baby.
（太子丹,阿三下.停顿.《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起,荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型,忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过,向荆轲抛媚眼,并抛下定情手绢.荆轲高兴的盯着美女看,妻子发觉不对,扭过头来.）
荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.
妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）
荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你,选自《飘》)
妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.
荆珂（欲走还留,执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时,Jack对Rose的倾诉）.
妻子:"I promise."
荆轲:"Never let go. “
妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I"ll never let go."
（荆轲的发音和jack很像,所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词.）
妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪,
荆珂上船,渐渐远去
妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……
妻子(掏出手机拨号,阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.
阿三：Okay okay!
旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
结束!

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