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johny,johnyyes（一）：

“你的辉煌时刻会到来的.”一个坚定而有力的声音回答到.不是一个念头,确实是一个声音.我恍然了.是的,我要再一次去努力.那时候,离2000年奥运会还有四年时间.我到那时是26岁,仍然有精力（资历）去争夺.嗯,我已经决定了.我还有机会.我和Johnny 谈到了结婚并营造一个家庭.但现在,除训练之外所有的事都是个悬念.“我们得在等等.”我说道.为了和我的新教练在这周训练,我从Birmingham搬到了Alabama州的Tuscaloosa市.我比任何时候都要练得勤奋刻苦.在1999年,我和Johnny结婚了.尽管如此,我们打算等到奥运会结束后在要孩子.
好像又是你哦.那就又是我来吧.补翻译了个那时候,因为上下文是过去时,要不然会不太对劲.拙见.望有助!

johny,johnyyes（二）：

“It’s no use,Mum,” said Johnny.“I’m just no good at dancing.”
“You’ve got to keep trying.Tonight will be 36 ,dear.Try a turn with that pretty Lisette.”
Johnny 37 Every Saturday night used to be the best of the week.He and his parents went to the 38 at the Club,where his hero,Alcide,played the accordion （手风琴） with the band.But lately everything had changed.Now that Johnny was older,he was 39 to dance with a girl!
40 Johnny and his parents arrived at the Club,music had already started.Johnny got up his 41 to approach Lisette.“May I have this dance?” Johnny asked.“That’s all right,” said Lisette.Johnny struggled to keep up with Lisette’s 42 steps,but he was always one beat behind her.Then Johnny heard his friend Pierre say,“Look!Johnny has two left feet!” 43 burst from the crowd.Johnny 44 and ran outside,determined never to go to another dance.
The next Saturday,Alcide 45 to Johnny’s house for some potatoes.He happened to hear Johnny playing the accordion.Alcide’s eyes 46 “Bring that accordion and play some songs tonight,” Alcide said.Then he drove off,leaving Johnny staring open- mouthed 47 him.
At the Club,Johnny scanned the crowd for Lisette and 48 her.The band played for a long time before Alcide said,“Dear friends,I got a 49 for you tonight.Young Johnny is going to join us!” 50 ,Johnny stepped up on the platform,his eyes on the floor.He began to play,and the band 51 behind him.When the song ended,he heard cheers.Johnny kept playing until the dance was 52 “You did a fine job tonight.Play with us again next Saturday night,” Alcide said.“Yes,sir!” said Johnny.53 he went outside,Johnny saw Lisette and her friends near the door.Lisette stepped 54 ,smiling.“You played really good tonight!” she said.
“Thank you,” Johnny blushed （脸红）.As he walked on,Pierre 55 moved out of the way for him to pass.
Johnny patted his accordion.Come to think of it,in his whole life,he had never once seen Alcide out on the dance floor.
36.A.difficult B.troublesome C.different D.terrible
37.A.answered B.sighed C.smiled D.laughed
38.A.platform B.appointment C.meeting D.dance
39.A.expected B.invited C.allowed D.chosen
40.A.If B.Since C.Though D.When
41.A.spirits B.feelings C.courage D.strength
42.A.smooth B.clumsy C.slow D.small
43.A.Shouts B.Laughter C.Applause D.Cheers
44.A.broke away B.went out C.broke up D.turned out
45.A.ran B.walked C.drove D.cycled
46.A.opened B.rolled C.sharpened D.widened
47.A.off B.with C.after D.for
48.A.caught B.searched C.sought D.spotted
49.A.surprise B.puzzle C.story D.joke
50.A.Struggling B.Trembling C.Wandering D.Whispering
51.A.got round B.joined in C.turned around D.showed off
52.A.in B.out C.over D.on
53.A.As B.Because C.Until D.So
54.A.backward B.forward C.onward D.downward
55.A.still B.even C.ever D.almost
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johny,johnyyes（三）：

A Gift for Teacher LJ00002
Little Johnny brought a box wrapped with a red ribbon to school,as a present for his teacher.He handed it to her.
She started to guess what was inside."Chocolates?" she asked.
"Nope."
"A Cake?"
Johnny shook his head No.
Then the teacher noticed some liquid dripping from the corner of the box.She caught a few drops on her finger,put the finger in her mouth then said,"Ah,I know-dill pickles."
"No," Johnny said,"it"s a puppy."

johny,johnyyes（四）：

先来翻译故事:
女士和小鸟的叙事曲
Bird :女士?
Lady :什么事,小鸟?
Bird :挺冷的
Lady :我知道
Lady :小鸟……我什么都看不见
Bird :都在你的想象中
Lady :我很担心
Bird :没人会来看我们
Lady :也许他们来了,只是我们看不到他们.你在看什么?
Bird :我在看外边
Lady :外边到底有什么?
Bird :它在成长
Lady :也许咱们尖叫他们会听见
Bird :是啊,也许我们应该哭着尖叫
Lady :好的,鸟
Lady 和Bird :救命--!救命——!你听到我们了吗 救命 !是我 .嗨 .你能看见 .你能看见我吗.我在这 .Nana 来带走我们.你在那儿吗?..
Lady :我想他们听不到咱们
Bird :我能听见你女士
Bird :你想跟我走吗,女士?
Lady :你会对我好吗?
Lady :你一直对我很好,因为你是我的朋友
Bird :我尽力,虽然有时候会犯错误
Lady :Nana 说我们都犯错误
Bird :也许我们应该再尖叫一会
Lady :是的,小鸟,我们再叫一会
Lady 和Bird :救命 !救救我们 !来吧!救命 !救命!!我们迷失方向了
Lady :我不认为他们听不到咱们
Bird :没人喜欢我们
Lady :但他们看起来都这么大
Bird :也许我们应该跳一跳
Lady :如果我们从桥上掉下去呢?没人能抓住我们
Bird :我不知道,让咱们看看会发生什么
Lady :好的
Bird :跟我一起
Lady :我们等一起做吗?
Bird :当然
Lady 和Bird :1 2 3.
Bird :女士?
Lady :什么,小鸟
Bird :挺冷的
Lady :我知道
Lady :小鸟……我什么都看不见
Bird :都在你的想象中
然后是歌词：
穿过晨雾
我看见事情的未来
那些对我隐藏的痛苦（对 withheld from me 我是参照这个句子理解的：withhold information from the public——向公众隐瞒信息）
我意识到,我甚至能看到
自杀是没有痛苦的
它可以带来很多选择
如果我愿意
我可以接受或者放弃
生活不是个容易的游戏
总有一天我会输掉
我一手的臭牌总有一天要摊开
这就是我要说的
自杀是没有痛苦的
它可以带来很多选择
如果我想
我可以接受或者放弃
时间之剑会穿透我们的皮肤
不管从哪里下手
当这个过程开始
痛苦会更加强烈,从伤口溢出
自杀是没有痛苦的
它可以带来很多选择
如果我想
我可以接受或者放弃
曾有个生活的勇者问我
一个至关重要的问题
活着,还是死去?
我回答说,为什么要问我?
自杀是没有痛苦的
它可以带来很多选择
如果我想
我可以接受或者放弃
如果你想
也可以做同样的事情

johny,johnyyes（五）：

第一次与最后一次
乔治35岁时买了架小型飞机,并开始学习驾驶.不久,他就能很娴熟地驾机做各种各样的特技飞行了.
乔治有个朋友名叫马克.一天,乔治主动邀请马克乘他的飞机上天兜一圈.马克心想,“我乘大客机飞行过好几次,还从来没有乘过小飞机,我不妨试一试.”
升空后,乔治飞了有半个小时,在空中做了各种各样的飞行特技.
后来他们着陆了.马克很高兴能够安全返回地面.他用颤抖的声音对他的朋友说：“乔治,非常感谢你让我乘小飞机做了两次飞行.”
乔治非常吃惊地问：“两次飞行?”
“是的,我的第一次和最后一次.”马克答道.
My First and My Last
When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.
George had a friend. His name was Mark. One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane. Mark thought, "I"ve travelled in a big plane several times, but I"ve never been in a small one, so I"ll go."
They went up, and George flew around for half an hour and did all kinds of tricks in the air.
When they came down again, Mark was very glad to be back safely, and he said to his friend in a shaking voice, "Well, George, thank you very much for those two trips in your plane."
George was very surprised and said, "Two trips?"
"Yes, my first and my last," answered Mark.
He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That"s too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?
约翰尼：他害病卧床了.他受了伤.
汤姆：真糟糕,怎么回事儿?
约翰尼：我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了.
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I"d know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里.他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?”
“一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说.
“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问.
“他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说.“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢.”
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You"re a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说. “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的.”
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What"s the meaning of the word "Drunk", dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there"s only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天,父亲与小儿子一道回家.这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题.他向父亲发问道：“爸爸,‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察.如果我把他们看成了四个,那么我就算醉了.” “可是,爸爸, ”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest"s plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
好客
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时,家里没有奶酪了,于是女主人向大家表示歉意.这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子.过了一会儿,他拿着一片奶酪回到房间,把奶酪放在客人的盘子里. 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子,你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好.你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夹上,先生.”那小男孩说.

johny,johnyyes（六）：

A Brother Like That
A friend of mine named Paul received an automobile from his brother as a Christmas present. On Christmas Eve when Paul came out of his office, a street urchin was walking around the shiny new car, admiring it.
"Is this your car, Mister?" he said.
Paul nodded. "My brother gave it to me for Christmas." The boy was astounded. "You mean your brother gave it to you and it didn’t cost you nothing? Boy, I wish . . ." He hesitated.
Of course Paul knew what he was going to wish for. He was going to wish he had a brother like that. But what the lad said jarred Paul all the way down to his heels.
"I wish," the boy went on, "That I could be a brother
like that."
Paul looked at the boy in astonishment, then impulsively he added, "Would you like to take a ride in my car?"
"Oh yes, Id love that."
After a short ride, the boy turned with his eyes aglow, said, "Mister, would you mind driving in front of my house?"
Paul smiled a little. He thought he knew what the lad wanted. He wanted to show his neighbors that he could ride home in a big automobile. But Paul was wrong again. "Will you stop where those two steps are?" the boy asked.
He ran up the steps. Then in a little while Paul heard him coming back, but he was not coming fast. He was carrying his little crippled brother. He sat him down on the bottom step, then sort of squeezed up against him and pointed to the car.
"There she is, Buddy, just like I told you upstairs. His brother gave it to him for Christmas and it didn’t cost him a cent. And some day Im gonna give you one just like it . . . then you can see for yourself all the pretty things in the Christmas windows that Ive been trying to tell you about."
Paul got out and lifted the lad to the front seat of his car. The shining-eyed older brother climbed in beside him and the three of them began a memorable holiday ride. That Christmas Eve, Paul learned what Jesus meant when he said: "It is more blessed to give . . . "
内容：
哥哥的心愿
圣诞节时,保罗的哥哥送他一辆新车.圣诞节当天,保罗离开办公室时,一个男孩绕着那辆闪闪发亮的新车,十分赞叹地问：
"先生,这是你的车?"
保罗点点头："这是我哥哥送给我的圣诞节礼物."男孩满脸惊讶,支支吾吾地说："你是说这是你哥送的礼物,没花你一分钱?天哪,我真希望也能……"
保罗当然知道男孩他真想希望什么.他希望能有一个象那样的哥哥.但是小男孩接下来说的话却完全出乎了保罗的意料.
"我希望自己能成为送车给弟弟的哥哥."男孩继续说.
保罗惊愕地看着那男孩,冲口而出地说："你要不要坐我的车去兜风?"
"哦,当然好了,我太想坐了!"
车开了一小段路后,那孩子转过头来,眼睛闪闪发亮,对我说："先生,你能不能把车子开到我家门前?"
保罗微笑,他知道孩子想干什么.那男孩必定是要向邻居炫耀,让大家知道他坐了一部大轿车回家.但是这次保罗又猜错了."你能不能把车子停在那两个台阶前?"男孩要求道.
男孩跑上了阶梯,过了一会儿保罗听到他回来了,但动作似乎有些缓慢.原来把他跛脚的弟弟带出来了,将他安置在第一个台阶上,紧紧地抱着他,指着那辆新车.
只听那男孩告诉弟弟："你看,这就是我刚才在楼上对你说的那辆新车.这是保罗他哥哥送给他的哦!将来我也会送给你一辆像这样的车,到那时候你就能自己去看那些在圣诞节时,挂窗口上的漂亮饰品了,就象我告诉过你的那样."
保罗走下车子,把跛脚男孩抱到车子的前座.兴奋得满眼放光的哥哥也爬上车子,坐在弟弟的身旁.就这样他们三人开始一次令人难忘的假日兜风.
那个圣诞夜,保罗才真正体会主耶稣所说的"施比受更有福"的道理.
A man came home form work late, tired and found his 5 years old son waiting for him at the door. "Daddy, may I ask you a question?" "Yeah, sure, what is it?" replied the man. "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?" "If you must know, I make $20 an hour."" Oh," The little boy replied, with his head down, looking up, he said, "Daddy, may I please borrow $10" the father was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy, then you go to bed." The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down. And started to think. Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $10 and he really didn"t ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy"s room and opened the door.” Are you asleep, son?" he asked. "no daddy," replied the boy. "I"ve been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier." said the man, "Here"s the $10 you asked for." the little boy sat straight up, smiling. "Oh, thank you daddy!" he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, then looked up at his father. "Why do you want more money? Is you already have some?" the father asked. "Because I didn"t have enough, but now I do.”The little boy repiied, "Daddy , I have $20 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."
Little Red Riding Hood
Once upon a time there was a dear little girl who was loved by everyone who looked at her, but most of all by her grandmother, and there was nothing that she would not have given to the child. Once she gave her a little riding hood of red velvet, which suited her so well that she would never wear anything else; so she was always called "Little Red Riding Hood."
One day her mother said to her: "Come, Little Red Riding Hood, here is a piece of cake and a bottle of wine; take them to your grandmother, she is ill and weak, and they will do her good. Set out before it gets hot, and when you are going, walk nicely and quietly and do not run off the path, or you may fall and break the bottle, and then your grandmother will get nothing; and when you go into her room, don"t forget to say, "Good morning", and don"t peep into every corner before you do it."
"I will take great care," said Little Red Riding Hood to her mother, and gave her hand on it.
The grandmother lived out in the wood, half a league from the village, and just as Little Red Riding Hood entered the wood, a wolf met her. Red Riding Hood did not know what a wicked creature he was, and was not at all afraid of him.
"Good day, Little Red Riding Hood," said he.
"Thank you kindly, wolf."
"Whither away so early, Little Red Riding Hood?"
"To my grandmother"s."
"What have you got in your apron?"
"Cake and wine; yesterday was baking-day, so poor sick grandmother is to have something good, to make her stronger."
"Where does your grandmother live, Little Red Riding Hood?"
"A good quarter of a league farther on in the wood; her house stands under the three large oak-trees, the nut-trees are just below; you surely must know it," replied Little Red Riding Hood.
The wolf thought to himself: "What a tender young creature! what a nice plump mouthful - she will be better to eat than the old woman. I must act craftily, so as to catch both."
So he walked for a short time by the side of Little Red Riding Hood, and then he said: "See, Little Red Riding Hood, how pretty the flowers are about here - why do you not look round? I believe, too, that you do not hear how sweetly the little birds are singing; you walk gravely along as if you were going to school, while everything else out here in the wood is merry."
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Little Red Riding Hood raised her eyes, and when she saw the sunbeams dancing here and there through the trees, and pretty flowers growing everywhere, she thought: "Suppose I take grandmother a fresh nosegay; that would please her too. It is so early in the day that I shall still get there in good time."
So she ran from the path into the wood to look for flowers. And whenever she had picked one, she fancied that she saw a still prettier one farther on, and ran after it, and so got deeper and deeper into the wood.
Meanwhile the wolf ran straight to the grandmother"s house and knocked at the door.
"Who is there?"
"Little Red Riding Hood," replied the wolf. "She is bringing cake and wine; open the door."
"Lift the latch," called out the grandmother, "I am too weak, and cannot get up."
The wolf lifted the latch, the door sprang open, and without saying a word he went straight to the grandmother"s bed, and devoured her. Then he put on her clothes, dressed himself in her cap, laid himself in bed and drew the curtains.
Little Red Riding Hood, however, had been running about picking flowers, and when she had gathered so many that she could carry no more, she remembered her grandmother, and set out on the way to her.
She was surprised to find the cottage-door standing open, and when she went into the room, she had such a strange feeling that she said to herself: "Oh dear! how uneasy I feel today, and at other times I like being with grandmother so much." She called out: "Good morning," but received no answer; so she went to the bed and drew back the curtains. There lay her grandmother with her cap pulled far over her face, and looking very strange.
"Oh! grandmother," she said, "what big ears you have!"
"All the better to hear you with, my child," was the reply.
"But, grandmother, what big eyes you have!" she said.
"All the better to see you with, my dear."
"But, grandmother, what large hands you have!"
"All the better to hug you with."
"Oh! but, grandmother, what a terrible big mouth you have!"
"All the better to eat you with!"
And scarcely had the wolf said this, than with one bound he was out of bed and swallowed up Red Riding Hood.
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When the wolf had appeased his appetite, he lay down again in the bed, fell asleep and began to snore very loud.
The huntsman was just passing the house, and thought to himself: "How the old woman is snoring! I must just see if she wants anything." So he went into the room, and when he came to the bed, he saw that the wolf was lying in it.
"Do I find you here, you old sinner!" said he. "I have long sought you!" But just as he was going to fire at him, it occurred to him that the wolf might have devoured the grandmother, and that she might still be saved, so he did not fire, but took a pair of scissors, and began to cut open the stomach of the sleeping wolf.
When he had made two snips, he saw the little red riding hood shining, and then he made two snips more, and the little girl sprang out, crying: "Ah, how frightened I have been! How dark it was inside the wolf."
After that the aged grandmother came out alive also, but scarcely able to breathe. Red Riding Hood, however, quickly fetched great stones with which they filled the wolf"s belly, and when he awoke, he wanted to run away, but the stones were so heavy that he collapsed at once, and fell dead.
Then all three were delighted. The huntsman drew off the wolf"s skin and went home with it; the grandmother ate the cake and drank the wine which Red Riding Hood had brought, and revived. But Red Riding Hood thought to herself: "As long as I live, I will never leave the path by myself to run into the wood, when my mother has forbidden me to do so."
It is also related that once, when Red Riding Hood was again taking cakes to the old grandmother, another wolf spoke to her, and tried to entice her from the path. Red Riding Hood, however, was on her guard, and went straight forward on her way, and told her grandmother that she had met the wolf, and that he had said "good morning" to her, but with such a wicked look in his eyes, that if they had not been on the public road she was certain he would have eaten her up.
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"Well," said the grandmother, "we will shut the door, so that he can not come in."
Soon afterwards the wolf knocked, and cried: "Open the door, grandmother, I am Little Red Riding Hood, and am bringing you some cakes."
But they did not speak, or open the door, so the grey-beard stole twice or thrice round the house, and at last jumped on the roof, intending to wait until Red Riding Hood went home in the evening, and then to steal after her and devour her in the darkness. But the grandmother saw what was in his thoughts.
In front of the house was a great stone trough, so she said to the child: "Take the pail, Red Riding Hood; I made some sausages yesterday, so carry the water in which I boiled them to the trough."
Red Riding Hood carried until the great trough was quite full. Then the smell of the sausages reached the wolf, and he sniffed and peeped down, and at last stretched out his neck so far that he could no longer keep his footing and began to slip, and slipped down from the roof straight into the great trough, and was drowned. But Red Riding Hood went joyously home, and no one ever did anything to harm her again.
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class. She told them that she would read a quote and the first student to correctly identify who said it would receive the rest of the day off.
She started with "This was England"s finest hour."
Little Suzy instantly jumped up and said, "Winston Churchill."
"Congratulations!" Said the teacher, "You may go home."
The teacher then said, "Ask not what your country can do for you."
Before she could finish this quote, another young lady belts out, "John F.Kennedy".
"Very good," says the teacher, "you may go."
Irritated that he has missed two golden opportunities, Little Johnny said,"I wish those girls would just shut up."
Upon overhearing this comment, the outraged teacher demanded to know who said it.
Johnny instantly rose to his feet and said,"Bill Clinton. I"ll see you Monday."

johny,johnyyes（七）：

A.comes 当主句用一般将来时态的时候,when,as soon as,if 等引导的从句要用一般现在时,所以选A.再如：I will tell him as soon as he comes back.I will tell him if he comes back.这里是一个祈使句,可以等同于将来...

johny,johnyyes（八）：

Little Johnny"s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures,tacked to a bulletin board,of the 10 most wanted criminals.One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person."Yes," said the policeman."The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little Johnny asked,"Why didn"t you keep him when you took his picture?"

johny,johnyyes（九）：

6/B
7/C
8/B
9/A
10/C

johny,johnyyes（十）：

The Climate of New Zealand
Teacher:Matthew,what is the climate of New Zealand?
Matthew:Very Cold,sir.
Teacher:Wrong.
Matthew:But,sir!When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!
新西兰的气候
老师：马修,新西兰的气候怎么样?
马修：先生,那里的天气很冷.
老师：错了.
马修：可是,先生!从那儿运来的猪肉都冻得硬邦邦的.
My Sister"s Fingers
Teacher:Kevin,why are you late this time?
Kevin:Please sir,I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
Teacher:I don"t see any bandages.
Kevin:Oh,they weren"t my fingers!I told my little sister to hold the nail.
我妹妹的手指头
老师：凯温,这次你怎么又迟到了?
凯温：对不起,老师,我在家钉钉子,砸坏了两个手指头.
老师：怎么没有扎绷带呀?
凯温：噢,砸的不是我的手指头,我叫小妹妹扶着钉子的.
All Except the Music
A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music,so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert.To make the occasion even more memorable,she treated everyone to lemonade,cake,chocs and ices.Just as the party was getting back into their coach,she said to little Sally,"Have you enjoyed yourself today?"
"Oh,yes,miss!" said Sally,"It was lovely.All except the music,that is."
除了音乐
一位热心的年轻教师想让她的学生多了解一点优秀的古典音乐,就安排了一天下午去听音乐会.为了使这次活动能给大家留下更深的印象,她请大家喝柠檬汽水、吃点心、巧克力和冰淇淋.在大家回来上汽车的时候,她问小萨莉：“你今天玩得好吗?”
“噢,好极了,小姐,” 萨莉说,“除了音乐其它都很好.”
The plural Form of "Child"
Teacher:What is the plural of man,Tom?
Tom:Men.
Teacher:Good.And the plural of child?
Tom:Twins.
"孩子"的复数形式
老师：汤姆,‘男人’这个词的复数形式是什么?
汤姆：男人们.
老师：答得好.那‘孩子’的复数形式呢?
汤姆：双胞胎.
When Do People Talk Least?
Student A:When do people talk least?
Student B:In February.
Student A:Why?
Student B:Because February is the shortest month of a year.
人们什么时候说话最少?
学生甲：人们在什么时候说话最少?
学生乙：在二月.
学生甲：为什么呢?
学生乙：因为二月是一年中最短的一个月.
The Reason of Being Late
Teacher:Johnny,why are you late for school every morning?
Johnny:Every time I come to the corner,a guidepost says,"School -- Go Slow".
迟到的原因
老　师：约翰尼,为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
约翰尼：每当我经过学校附近的拐角处,就见路牌上写着‘学校-缓行’.

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